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  1. "b-but sample-senpai, your mass is out of my calibration range!" "that beaker w-won't fit in my door!"
  2. Well if you want it... I don't get what's so interesting about scaly porn. [uSER WAS COMMENDED FOR THIS VISUAL JOKE]
  3. help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help help
  4. >no translucency >no perspective effects
  5. Good job getting the number of exclamation marks right. People often miss the elegant subtleties of the dialogue.
  6. Good! I've got to start working on that crypto homework already...have been putting it off for a while. Weekends tend to vanish if you don't keep a careful eye on 'em.
  7. The problem is that all of these situations have the same end result: Somebody walks into a store after it closes. The manager asks them to leave. Somebody walks into a store and has a bad haircut. The manager asks them to leave. Somebody walks into a store and mentions to someone that they're marrying a same-sex partner. The manager asks them to leave. Somebody walks into a store. The manager asks them to leave. A business can refuse service to anybody, and you can't really force them to only refuse service for certain approved reasons (that smacks of a Big Brother state). The same applies to employment - how do you prevent an employer from firing someone for being lesbian without prevent them from firing people for being incompetent? It's not an easy problem to tackle. I'd rather there just not be a problem, but that's a bit optimistic because some people are dicks. With that said, providing a broad exception to anti-discrimination laws defangs them, which is one step short of throwing them out entirely - and much less damaging to your public image, to boot. It's pretty obvious what they're going for here.
  8. so I'm guessing it means "we don't have to serve gay people because they're icky and my book reader man said we shouldn't like them"
  9. What's going on? I can't seem to find much on google.
  10. <Witty Name>

    The Male Social Hierarchy

    Alright, let's get started, then. What kinds of animals do you like? What sorts of traits do you want to reflect in your persona? (you'll have to figure out the nazi bit on your own though )
  11. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Ori's ending didn't make me cry it's just dry right now okay I'm crying
  12. Was getting caught part of your plan?

  13. finally the truth you've activated my trap card now I get all of your rep
  14. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=802884819723892 People trying to comment on fields of science that they haven't the faintest inkling of knowledge about infuriate me. This man is a non-stop parade of utter failure. Everything in this video is wrong. Everything in the comments is wrong. Nothing is correct. This has nothing to do with reality. Everything in this statement is false. The only thing tangentially related to reality is that the bulbs contain mercury. I've broken them before. You pick them up and don't eat them. Everything in this statement is false. Full stop. This sickening anti-science movement among the far-right is why we can't have nice things. All we can have is people holding a radio frequency detector up to a light bulb and claiming it gives us cancer. (To be fair, the far-left has its fair share of wackos as well. Just bring up "GMOs" and they collapse in pain).
  15. remember jesus's first posulate of waifus: 1) your waifu shall be a shit in mine eyes
  16. “Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable - if anything is excellent or praiseworthy - think about such things” I think impaling homeless people on a fence is true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable, excellent, and praiseworthy. Gonna' think about it all day now.
  17. The fire alarm went off at TWO IN THE MORNING IN THE RAIN

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My roommate from last year walks around in the snow wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops

      he's from the north I think

    2. Huff

      Huff

      wow I shouldn't type things when I'm tired. That redundancy was gross.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It's okay. When I'm tired I do silly things too when I'm tired.

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  18. So Microsoft's new browser will be shiny and be dragged out for way, way longer than it should have ever been?
  19. I'm getting my wisdom teeth yanked in a few weeks. What should I build in Minecraft while the painkillers are wearing off?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      a bloody pile of gauze

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      A concert of pink floyd performing comfortably numb. Except all of their dongs hang out

    3. Moby

      Moby

      I'm having mine removed too

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  20. but it makes no sense unless it's because the letter "t" is only in the first two sentences and not the third that's mildly clever but kind of obtuse
  21. Friendly reminder that Techmoology's description should be "Talk computer stuff, support, bring out your inner (or outer) techy *snort*"

  22. Something that is located to your left and your right but is not in front of you?
  23. <Witty Name>

    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    don't buy the cheapest car you can find; it's probably going to cost you in repairs study before you go to bed; it helps you relax and you retain more of the information always check for your ID before heading to the airport
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