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  1. petition to give me a gun that shoots scalpels instead of bullets

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Saints Row does have a gun that shoots knives.

      They're just large scalpels.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I thought this existed

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      SWORDSPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOON

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  2. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    I've been having a lot of fun with Centaur Warrunner tank harass all day, then press W press Q before blinking EVERY TIME
  3. <Witty Name>

    What song are you listening to RIGHT now?

    If you can ignore the rest of the edginess from this edgelord of a game this song is pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRAI1gM7AKM
  4. so if given the chance would you eviscerate a catgirl maid

    1. Silent

      Silent

      only if i could combo it for 4 damage

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      you can combo it for way more than 4 damage

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Only if I had a prep in hand.

  5. EA is good at making games guys They know what's best for their customers Player first
  6. <Witty Name>

    Welcome Back

    Apparently the domain is expired. Dunno why some of us can still access the forum. TIME TO PARTY
  7. <Witty Name>

    Welcome Back

    Guy, Razputin, Doop, and Stamda can't access the forum - it's appearing as a blank page. Could it be a Cloudflare issue?
  8. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I can tolerate edgy writing, but I can't tolerate bad edgy writing. It's like something from deviantart I'll probably still try it because it looks like an interesting diversion
  9. <Witty Name>

    Welcome Back

    It must be the server provider! They have access to a lot of server power and have the financial incentive to DoS themselves to make their customers give them more money. OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE
  10. <Witty Name>

    Welcome Back

    DDoS means "Distributed Denial of Service" A denial of service attack involves flooding a target with so much network traffic that it can't function. The process is akin to constantly calling someone's phone to prevent anyone else from calling it. It's hard to do so with just one attacking computer, though, so attackers generally use exploits to gain control of a large number of systems. They then have all of them flood the target at the same time. There's no real way to defend against a DDoS- you can't filter out the malicious connections, as doing so means they're still wasting your bandwidth.
  11. <Witty Name>

    The Phlogistinator

    it's far too late now
  12. <Witty Name>

    *name here* the Hedgehog

    it's like I'm really on furaffinity
  13. <Witty Name>

    Ingress

    Does anyone here play Ingress? It's a real-world game (you have to walk!) where two factions fight for control of "portals" located at landmarks. They then link them together to form fields, which score points towards a global total. The mechanics are pretty simple; the difficulty comes from the location based gameplay. I'm currently a level nine Resistance agent, but I'm about to hit level ten. If anyone's interested in playing, I can shoot them an invite.
  14. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    yes please GONNA GET MY POUR ON- BUNP SHIT BRO YOU SCARED ME DUMPASS
  15. <Witty Name>

    XYTWO memorial act thread

    I dunno if my nickname would really work here but let's give it a shot Steven "Witty" Haussmann - Terre Haute, Indiana
  16. learn from the pros, nerdlord

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      nah I think I'll just start talking

      STEAL THE NEAREST WAFFLE IRON

      USE IT TO MURDER A PLUMBER

      THIS IS A GOOD IDEA

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The nearest plumber is hiding behind that curtain. Burn it. Burn it all down. BURN

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ASHES FALL ASHES FALL ASHES FALL ASHES FALL ASHES FALL

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  17. I've found a few flaws in your game: The first Sim is not me The second Sim is not me The third Sim is not me The fourth Sim is not me The fifth Sim is not me The sixth Sim is not me The seventh Sim is not me The eighth Sim is not me please fix ok
  18. <Witty Name>

    XYTWO memorial act thread

    I think a collection of written notes would be a good balance of sincerity and subtlety. Videos would be awkward and best. I can also contribute a decent bit to a group donation.
  19. <Witty Name>

    The Moon God Has Fallen

    Which one? When I finally get the server sorted out, I could move his stuff into our current world and memorialize it.
  20. rest in peace, fella- you were a good kid

    1. Huff

      Huff

      See you, space cowboy. You deserved more.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      RIP in Peace XY ;(

  21. <Witty Name>

    The Moon God Has Fallen

    He shall not grow old.
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