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  1. <Witty Name>

    How do it do?

    Maybe Huff should change all of our names to various misspellings of Huff.
  2. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    "Added an option to require a halt command to in order to cancel a Town Portal Scroll" Thank you based frostfrog
  3. <Witty Name>

    How do it do?

    Hello! Try not to trip over the massive piles of rep or anything; that'd be embarrassing. You'll probably want to poke around in the This Instant And Moment(TIAM) and TIAM: General Gaming Edition threads. They've got a lot of general banter going on in 'em. Organ
  4. <Witty Name>

    The SPUFiest Place on Earth

    The plot twist will be that everyone is just a clone of me in disguise.
  5. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Guys, we need to play this too
  6. <Witty Name>

    Poker Night at the Saloon

    I made a slight modification to the banner
  7. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Already on it. Working on just a white card deck for now. I'll do some black cards.
  8. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    We should make Cards Against SPUF
  9. <Witty Name>

    Poker Night at the Saloon

    Texas Hold 'Em is the only style I'm familiar with as well, so I'm down for that.
  10. <Witty Name>

    Poker Night at the Saloon

    That too. Can't go wrong with Cards.
  11. <Witty Name>

    Poker Night at the Saloon

    I'm acquiring this game as we speak. I am vaguely familiar with poker so I'd be interested in playing.
  12. Happy 421 day!

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      nappy 421 day*

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      214 day hueheuh

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The correct format is MD/DY/YYYM, you casual. 4202 blaze it

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  13. <Witty Name>

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    All of the above, stitched together into one creature.
  14. WOO SPRING BREAK

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i cannot season

      is this dangerous

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      WOO BEING ON HIATUS FROM SCHOOL

    3. Doopliss2008
  15. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    I don't think dialogue boxes can return null- you have to check the specs (javadocs, for example) to be sure, though.
  16. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    Well, you don't have any class and you just fired yourself to boot. General rules: Use .equals() when dealing with objects (String, for example) Use == when comparing primitives (int, double, boolean, etc) Use == to test if something is null The last case is unusual- sometimes you need to check for null values. For example: String name = playerMap.get("Foo"); if (name.equals("Bar")) //stuff That would give you a runtime error if "Foo" wasn't in the map, since it'd return null and store that in "name". A safer way to do so is this: String name = playerMap.get("Foo"); if (name != null && name.equals("Bar")) //stuff If the name is null and fails the first condition, Java won't even evaluate the other half of the expression. It's called a short-circuit and is a handy way to avoid exceptions.
  17. Let's talk about spectrophotometric principles and probability mass distributions!

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      hawking radiation.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      A plane that has four engines and can fly on two is more likely to crash than a plane that has two engines and can fly on one if the chance of an engine failing is one more than one third.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I can tell you're talking about an Airbus because only they make planes shitty enough to routinely drop half their engines.

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  18. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    That's mostly correct, but you can't compare String objects with == symbols. They check if two objects are identical (unless using primitives like int or double), which fails even if they have the same data. Instead, use userName.equals("Medic") huehuehue - You're working with Swing elements there. Swing's a popular and reasonably powerful GUI that makes graphics less of a nightmare than more low-level stuff. I use it quite frequently. For example, this applet I created shows how closely different amino acids match up based off of a set of weights. It can get convoluted, though, and you have to be careful to avoid making stupid stuff happen (a common problem when it comes to graphics!)
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    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    You're just bad with inheritance in general. And you defined your variables wrong. Java's such a mess, especially when the programmer is not up to standards. Fear not though, I've been instructed to run one simple command as a result of your programming ability. employer.fire(nonWittyProgrammer, 'incompetent', 0); Wrong? It's all up to spec- interface-typed objects can contain their implementors Maybe you need to drink some coffee or implement the Witty interface
  20. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    Clearly, to win dota you must rush boots of travel. Buy the recipe first, though, or you'll lose like a scrublord.
  21. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    Huh. I guess I forgot to make SuperScrubs inherit from Scrubs.
  22. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    Set<Scrub> spufMemberList = new HashSet<Scrub>(); spufMemberList.add(medic); spufMemberList.add(commander); spufMemberList.add(wittyName); Whoops, compile error on line four. Can't add an MLG user to the Scrub list.
  23. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    Wow. Those starts are more irrelevant to reality than I expected.
  24. <Witty Name>

    The Programming Insult Thread/The Nerdiest Flamewar

    Nope. You forgot to include obnoxious comments, such as: //maximum wreckage engaged //mlg powers active //420 blaze it
  25. <Witty Name>

    Pokemon

    I didn't use many nicknames. I did have a brief spree of stupid names with too many apostrophes in them, though.
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