Verumae

NIGHT OF THE FINAL DAY -12 hours remain- I get braces tomorrow

why is there a fucking 6 gb patch? jesus

​There's a literal deity community on tumblr. They're like retarded otherkin with a max-level god complex and limitless narcissism, but without any redeeming qualities or talents to justify either of those things. ​I appreciate the subtle ego stroking thank you

people ask me "how does it feel to be a god?" and I'm just like, "how does it feel to be human?"

​Please tell me that you did not try to buy a BMW. why not? a supreme vehicle for a supreme gentleman

not to my knowledge but I don't actually feel like posting that on facebook and it's too long for twitter edit: the fact that facebook was an alternative to here for that post has made me realize that I've just been complaining about my life because nobody else will listen so I'll bless you guys with another update: I hate my life, I'm better than everyone else and I still haven't got a girlfriend

I had a new car for about an hour today until I got a call from the dealership that more or less amounted to "we pulled a bait and switch" I was understandably upset but my father, for whatever reason, randomly warned me that I shouldn't post anything about hating car salesmen on social media or it will end up hurting me when I go to look for a job so here it is: car salesmen are fucking scum, and many (including the one I've recently had the pleasure of interacting with) commit what more or less amounts to fraud on a regular basis

I've been jewing back and forth at a car dealership all week awaiting a call but ya boy might be getting a car tomorrow

I didn't notice it was gone

some of you seem concerned about me, and though I generally act vain and above the need for help from others, I really appreciate that so I have a confession to make: I have a drug problem I don't have nearly enough

that's what I did too, I was making pasta but when I did it I got free opiates

I always hear about fundraisers for people with autism, does anyone know where I can go to claim my share?

people actually want to play dominion?

your fav tf2 mapper is moving onto dota 2 until I have an idea for my masterpiece, I need to make some custom games to practice with the new tools does anyone have any suggestions?

​D.W.A. ​https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiichi_Tsuchiya ​not to take away from the greats, but this doesn't really prove much he only raced against other asians and mastered an incredibly inefficient style of track driving that meant he only ever won one race in the western world

​Maybe start writing KPH after y'all's numbers? We're kind enough to put MPH or say "miles" somewhere in the text. Common courtesy and all. Still, nearly 20 MPH over the limit is not just a little speeding. ​good thing he was only doing 8 over ​Raz was. Kraszu was not. ​my mistake yeah 20 mph over is "say goodbye to your driver's license" territory, and rightfully so in my opinion I use the 10% rule, but largely because I get my license taken away if I get any tickets whatsoever before I turn 18

​Maybe start writing KPH after y'all's numbers? We're kind enough to put MPH or say "miles" somewhere in the text. Common courtesy and all. Still, nearly 20 MPH over the limit is not just a little speeding. ​good thing he was only doing 8 over

my dog died, my dumb fucking mother keeps fucking up my laundry, I'm too tall and broad shouldered to trap and I ran out of oxy