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What if wario eats the sandbag

The only issue I take with Telltale is that their games are usually more like interactive storybooks than real point-n-click adventures. The big draw of PnC is the puzzles, and a lot of times Telltale half asses it. Usually great writing, but again, more storybook than PnC puzzle.

Hello, I am one of the resident background posters/grumps.

Based Sakurai, please give us Wonderful 101 character DLC. (Even though I'm probably the only one here who played it.)

I don't see why everyone is so hype. It's just more Spot-the-Reference but in an MMO themed level. I like the goofy sandbox, but c'mon people.

In that case, I'm DoctorDakka as usual if anyone wants to Kart or be a NetworkLink in HW.

Did we ever share WiiU friendcodes anywhere? (for like the 3 of us who have one) I want SpufKart8 to be a thing. Also, there's SmashU in a week.

Windows 0/10

I played a whole castlevania (fan) game on calculator once. It was Pretty decent, it used a lot of assets from Simon's quest.

I want to Spec into Ghost SilentKiller/Professional just to make the StarWars barrels not suck ass. They look so good, but the stats make them pretty unusuable.

I'm up for it if someone has Patton. I farmed the Mosin Rappel kills and Trench Knives so I have the other 3 masks.

I used Short Barrel and got 43/18 I don't have the extended mag because MG42 (and it's achievement) is still level locked.

Its actually like 39.8, but the inventory rounds it up. I modded mine like that at first, but it still took 3 shots to kill Tans. Uzi Inventory Rounding

It only hits 40/18 with those super niche Ghost skills though. Without skillpoint investment you're looking at 40/14 and needing an autofire. Pratchett also hits 40/14 without skill investment. (Spec Ops gets 40/6 rendering it basically dumb) Every other SMG you're looking for something with good ammo and 32+ damage. I like a 34/14 Blaster9mm for the sweet 120 bullets.

Remember to Shoot first! Also Patchett is very good. All you need is a comp comp to hit 40/14 and it's a select fire Uzi. Which means more than 14 with sharp shooter.

It's out. Also beta changes are in, RIP Deagle.

Mario Kart 8 DLC is out. Now I can race as Link in the Blue Falcon on Metro City. Truly an amazing time to be alive.

Swedish K does 28dmg, with a max of 37 after mods. Pratchett does 35 dmg before mods (ostensibly 40/14 with comp comp). Sounds more like an alternative to the Uzi than a Swedish K.

*Looks at Historical pack page* Hooray!

Deus Ex 1 is still very playable. Both technology-wise and mechanically. Hitman: Blood Money is the best Hitman game. A little on the short side though, makes up for it with fair amount of replayability. Painkiller:Black, Serious Sam FE/SE/3 (+-HD) if you're into classic horde FPS shooters. May or may not be hard, it's on an individual basis. (See Also: Shadow Warrior if your system can run it) Sleeping Dogs is a good Third Person Sandboxy beat em up. Think GTA with more Kung Fu, and you're a cop instead of a crook. Shadowrun Returns / Dragonfall are Niche but fun RPGs. Combat plays similarly to XCom:EU/EW but with RPG dialogue and story. Wasteland 2 if you *really* like old Fallout 1/2 style games. More Niche than Shadowrun and harder to pick up and go. Torchlight 2 if you want a competent Diablo Like. Seriously, it's literally Diablo 2. Dead Rising 2: OTR if you can handle a little bit of GFWL. Smash zombies in fun ways! Rescue people! Combo Weapons! Controls pretty good on M&KB! Dungeons of Dredmore if you want an accessible Roguelike. Because Losing can be fun when you do it in style. Guacamelee if you're into MetroidVania. Luchadore themed sidescroller with modern sensibilities.

I'm guessing someone accidentally made the weapon slots work like cosmetic slots. Can't actually use anything equipped in the wrong slot though. Even with fast weapon switch disabled, you're just not spawned with it.