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I need to beat Witty to the punch, so here it goes. Ahem. I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

so uhhhhhhhh how about sportsball.

I got number 4.

Pulling a britt here: Interested in what the heck ISIS is even doing? Read this. All of it. I learned more from that article than every bit of reporting i've been exposed to since I first mistook Baghdadi for Sterling Archer.

Well I would just (try to) not reply But if I had to and knowing that someone like that has done much more research about the subject than me, I'd just give them the moon landing since although I don't think it was faked it did come at a perfect time for America back then. As for 9/11 I'd either take an economic standpoint (there are much more efficient ways to cause terrorist panic than blowing up several important buildings) or morality standpoint (the government is no saturday morning cartoon villain you idiot) Yeah. The argument was mostly about zionism. You know, the whole middle east scenario is because of zionists. Bush blew up the WTC and invaded Iraq to cause stability in the middle east because zionists. Coincidence was not in this person's vocabulary. Granted, though, they did give me some sources that now have me believing there is a zionism issue. Not a grand conspiracy, mind you, but a number of highly influential Israeli leaders have opinions not too dissimilar from their Arab counterparts. Was the guy recently turned down for art school or something. According to them they've taken philosophy, sociology, and political science in school. As well as art. I wanted to call BS, but that would've been rude. EDIT: Oh.... oh... your joke. I just got it. But no, they had a jewish grandmot- OH MY GOD. I am not making that up.

Jedi Outcast or KOTOR.

Well I would just (try to) not reply But if I had to and knowing that someone like that has done much more research about the subject than me, I'd just give them the moon landing since although I don't think it was faked it did come at a perfect time for America back then. As for 9/11 I'd either take an economic standpoint (there are much more efficient ways to cause terrorist panic than blowing up several important buildings) or morality standpoint (the government is no saturday morning cartoon villain you idiot) Yeah. The argument was mostly about zionism. You know, the whole middle east scenario is because of zionists. Bush blew up the WTC and invaded Iraq to cause stability in the middle east because zionists. Coincidence was not in this person's vocabulary. Granted, though, they did give me some sources that now have me believing there is a zionism issue. Not a grand conspiracy, mind you, but a number of highly influential Israeli leaders have opinions not too dissimilar from their Arab counterparts.

We also have poutine flavored chips. I recommend no Lays product ever.

So, I spent three hours last night arguing with a conspiracy theorist (zionist plot, 9/11 truther, moon landing faked). I was completely overwhelmed. I should've backed out, but I didn't. They knew their sources. I knew comparatively jack shit. I just tried to play Occam's Razer and say "why jump to conspiracy?" but it didn't work out. In the end, I became a dick and was arrogant. Felt bad, because otherwise they're a really nice person, so went back and apologized. Sigh. What DO you do in that situation? When they're objectively wrong, but you don't know what you need to to prove it to them, and they know all they need to support their argument. It was in a game, so I couldn't formulate a carefully thought out and cited blog post. Also, why the heck am I arguing with conspiracy theorists on the internet? For three hours?

Sheep! Don't you realize science is a tool by Obama and his socialist comrades to control us?! Can confirm, volunteer for an environmental/food security organization.

Silly Microsoft. Changing the name of your browser won't make people stop using it as a gateway to chrome/firefox.

How does he smoke with a helmet on.

Congratulations to Spycicle for winning an Australian Scout.

If one, hypothetically speaking, had a basement full of dead bodies, how could one dispose of them without leaving any trace of their origin? Also, how would one remove the stink. I'm asking for a friend. ..a...uh.. a hypothetical friend.

I've gotten that before. He probably has a laptop, and it's just overheating like a madman. Unless it's idling. In which case his heatsink and/or fans have probably dedededededededed. It's not as bad as it looks, though, honestly. EDIT: >dat resolution. Yeah, it's a laptop. He's also running a potato.

Demarginalization of white tumblr users. Wait a minute, that's not funny. That's not funny at all.

That wacky Chief. What will she think of next?

Should I drop 45 on Star Citizen? Y/N

Oh my god. What is that from? Is it an animation, or is it the best roll of RNG in recorded history?

Amateurs. I had the pinnacle of broken avatars back in the day.

but i wanna fly space ships and shoot lasers ;-;