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  1. What the fuck did I just make? A layer of brownie, a layer of cookie dough, a layer of nutella and peanut butter, a layer of biscuit, another layer of brownie and butter icing...

  2. somebody called me a nipple today, rip feelings

  3. I removed a delicious kebab for best Turkey.

  4. 27 hours of waking time. The pain begins.

  5. Our city council are fucktards; from now on all cats must be microchipped and kept inside at all times.

  6. pls gib moist nugget and nugget food.

  7. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Also

      MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE

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  8. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

  9. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Hehe, Creator help you if you ever roll Double 1's.

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  10. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      It's usual to just have them re-roll a Floor'd Die, though for my group we would keep it only if it ever landed correctly no matter what number, since there were usually multiple people to corroborate.

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  11. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

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      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Well, wouldn't want to kill anyone off in the first session.

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  12. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Jeez, normally for us rolling a 1 involves throwing our weapons or breaking a bow string.

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  13. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Also, how did your Cleric hit herself in the face?

      Roll a 1 on an attack roll?

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  14. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

  15. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Make sure they're microwave pizzas, because then there's the added benefit of the classroom now being fireproof!

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  16. Favorite villains. Go.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Yzma.

      She's never successful, but she's still funny.

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  17. It is now 4/21 on the west coast. I am no longer high on Jesus.

  18. *puts on heavy russian accent* DEED HYU KNOW DAT ON DEES DAY DEE EASTER BUNNIE ROSE FRUM HEES GRAVE TO GEEVE CAN-DEE TO DEEH KEEDS?

  19. At the DMV, passed the test ez and then... Failed the eye test. Hit up an optometrist, he made an exception. I guess... I guess that means Megane-Corvette is now canon. I'll have to pick up my prescription sometime next week. God dammit.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Silliness aside, you don't really look that bad with glasses, Corv.

      Depending on the frames you got, they can actually look really good.

      I never thought I'd look good with glasses, now I can't even really think of not wearing them.

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  20. At the DMV, passed the test ez and then... Failed the eye test. Hit up an optometrist, he made an exception. I guess... I guess that means Megane-Corvette is now canon. I'll have to pick up my prescription sometime next week. God dammit.

  21. At the DMV, passed the test ez and then... Failed the eye test. Hit up an optometrist, he made an exception. I guess... I guess that means Megane-Corvette is now canon. I'll have to pick up my prescription sometime next week. God dammit.

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