I had a dream a few days ago that I intended to post immediately but got distacted for whatever reason so I'll try to recount it as well as I can. I was browsing /k/ and saw a webm of a movie and a lot of people were asking for the source, and I was interested too so I found the movie on netflix or something. The first seeming 20 minutes were just panning shots of this fantasy kingdom set in a colourful valley, complete with a shining golden palace. As I thought to myself "what the fuck is this movie, just a bunch of shots of this giant set?" I realized that I had been transported to the throne room of the golden palace. Naturally (and why wouldn't it be, since my brain's making this all up) the king is the king from the Zelda CD-i games with a different voice actor, and he shows me around, eventually stopping at the golden palace's armoury. Rather than just swords, shields, platemail, and the like, there are plenty of firearms, most of them seemingly made from unconventional substances. I remember picking up a sawn-off Mosin with crystalline furniture and having so many questions. That's about when I woke up though so I assume that my brain couldn't keep making up bullshit weaponry. Too bad, I wanted my FAMAS made out of unicorn ivory.