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After this stunning revelation, you take a moment to better prepare yourself for the inevitable battles to come. So you take the metal bits from both the Shields and merge them into one even-better-than-wood Metal shield. This one has an even pointier Pelvic Spike and comes pre-covered in blood. You're sure it will come in handy when you finally get a chance to practice that new Atomic Pelvic Thrust technique you picked up a while ago. Having properly prepared yourself for the journey ahead the party advances into the cave for what will surely be an easy victory... or not. The Cannibal chief has returned, even angrier than before, and this time he's riding some kind of prehistoric monstrosity. Obviously there is only one course of action in this situation. That Atomic thrust was more powerful than you could have ever imagined! The only thing left from that blast is giblet rain. All in due time, no sense running headlong into the unknown. You and the rest of the Party take a break after that confrontation, there's no telling what the Engineer might have cooked up behind those blast doors. Upon being stirred by a large explosion, the Pirate Captain finally wakes up from his obviously-not-Orange-Juice-at-all related hangover. Upon further inspection of the offending liquid, this is actually a flask of "Science Juice," a substance that the Engineer has been producing to power all his improbable machines. There's no harm in saving it for later, might come in handy if that soldier finds a way off this blasted island. Noting the explosion that shoot you awake, you take that as a sign of positive progress and decide to have a celebratory drink from your private stash... wait... where's the private stash? ADMIRAL DOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!! Dag Nabbit Dammit! You've been standing up there since they blew up that annoying sniper, how could you slip and fall... wait, something's happening!