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Well, I've been planning to replace my 2010 Macbook for a while now. Today the charger just stopped working, which really forced the issue. I don't even know if they still sell chargers for it, not that I would pay $80 for a new one. I don't really need a laptop for gaming anymore, so I think I'm just gonna get a nice cheap Chromebook. At long last I will cast aside the chains of Apple's oppression, and pledge myself entirely to the Google empire.

I had a few sequences of dreams. One I was in Japan, watching fireworks (I think?) sitting near some qt3.14 azn girls, when all of the sudden an Air Force helicopter (Yeah, I somehow knew it was Air Force. Even though I think it was a UH-60? It was somethin like that.) spun from over the city skyline and crashed into the beach in front of me. And I ran up to them and asked if they were all okay and rather than looking like their helo just crashed they looked more like they were annoyed that some kid ran up and interrupted their midair poker game. At that point the dream collapsed. Then I had a dream where I was apparently a vampire despite not having any physiological differences from my normal self, and I apparently kidnapped some anime girl but I distinctly remember kidnapping her not to drink her blood but for something else (probably lewd). She looked like a more grown-up version of a character I've seen in a show somewhere but I'm not sure who exactly. My alarm woke me up before things got too steamy.

I bought a fedora when I was in elementary school I went through the full fedora phase (including antitheism, a lot of memes, nice guy/why don't girls like me, etc) over about two years starting in fifth grade, and while it was regrettable, I'm glad I got it out of the way when I did today while I was at the bike shop at which I work, I was sitting with my bike on a trainer (looks like this) with my cycling shoes on, trying to get into a new set of clipless pedals for those who don't know what clipless pedals are, they're basically hard pieces of plastic that attach to the bottom of your shoe combined with a metal pedal that basically just has a hole that's slightly too small so you shove the plastic piece on the bottom of your shoe through the hole and it locks your foot in so you can pedal more efficiently, safely and smoothly (you usually get out by twisting your foot in some weird way) well, these pedals were brand new and extremely stiff, so much so that I literally could not get my foot to lock in even by putting literally 100% of my weight on it (most riders are heavier than I am and don't have a problem with this) some of you may see the problem in order to get my foot in, I had the great idea of standing up with the left pedal on the top and dropping my weight on it as hard as I could so that I'd pop in at the bottom this, of course, sent me, my bike, and the trainer swiftly to the left and onto the shop floor but get this: I clipped in and I couldn't get out so I was stuck to my bike, my bike was stuck to the trainer and we were all on the floor. thankfully the shop owner was in the back and there were no customers in the store I had to reach under the bike and unlace my shoe so that I could get out and clean up the mess I made I was able to break them in a bit but I still can't really get out and I'm terrified of what will happen when I decide to actually go for a ride

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3vt13n/psa_all_postlaunch_heroes_and_maps_will_be/ barring any crazy hostile takeovers, exactly 100% of all new heroes and maps will be completely and utterly free!