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from beyond the damn grave

I've had a series of dreams involving Snoop Dogg. In the first dream: I discovered I had the power to noclip through things, so I went about the world- which was set-up like a game where the purpose was to fly through walls and find stuff- and found some neat hidden things. I got bored of that and noticed a festival, which I decided to visit. When I got there, Snoop Dogg came up to me and asked if I wanted to by some carnival food. I declined and went about my business. I found a staff that could summon lightning, but it wasn't too important. I got bored and started to leave, when I found a fish stall run by Snoop Dogg. He offered to sell me some swordfish for real cheap, which I also declined, hopped in a car, and headed home. In the second dream: I was Jay Sherman. Straight up, cartoon Jay Sherman, and I was just chillin' at the Sherman estate when Mama Sherman brought out a book and explained that my brother was trapped inside. Cut over to my brother- a cartoon Rolph Lungdren for some reason- who's dual-wielding SMGs and shooting at monsters. I climb inside the book and it turns out it's a dream book or something like that. I find myself in a dream of a young Jay Sherman eating ice-cream. Using the power of dreams, I become a young Jay Sherman myself and steal the ice-cream, which is when Rolph Lungdren found me and we started looking for a way to escape. Cut to a few months later. I've become my regular self (picture Projared but skinnier) and Rolph became some crappy anime anti-hero. We found out that there's this huge worm that's trying to escape and destroy the universe. We find a way to defeat it, but lose the way out of the book. A few months later, crappy anime Rolph made a way out of the book, and intended to leave me behind. So I jack his ride and the driver is none other than Snoop Dogg, who turns on the radio as we ride out of the book. In the most recent Snoop Dogg dream: I'm playing this crappy Unity 3D Jeff the Killer game for some reason. Like, so crappy Jeff was a retarded mess of blocks and cylinders, with a stupid smile and eyes slapped onto his head. Jeff's running around like an idiot, trying to be scary, and I remember this dream as one I had before. Or it was a dream where I had the first part early the same night I had the Snoop Dogg part, but it felt like I had the first part years earlier. Anyways, I remembered that I could start a boss battle by stepping on a certain bathroom tile in the house I was in. I step on the tile and a boss fight with Uboa started. He's already whoopin' my butt, but I get him down to low health before he catches fire. And you know what they say: "They can't hurt you if you're on fire." So, obviously I lose this fight four to five times and give up while Jeff runs around like a monkey in a cage. Suddenly, another player shows up. It's Snoop Dogg. He gives me some advice and we chill for a few seconds before going off to get some items: An electric fan, and a rocket launcher. We head back to fight Uboa, and once he catches fire, we use to fan to put him out, then Snoop launches a rocket into his face. This somehow manages to set the entire house we're in on fire. At this point, Jeff gets more violent and starts running around more sporadically, but he's basically harmless at this point, so me 'n Snoop Dogg decide to explore a bit and check out the "creepy" visuals before the dream ends.

quints check 'em

So the company I worked for over the summer just offered me a job once I graduate. 5 months until Doctor Pan, Rail Engineer is true, in both sides of the Atlantic's meaning of the word.