So I wrote this...thing...ages ago and I never got around to posting it on SPUF, but this seems like a sort of acceptable place.
So:
If you, as a SPUFer, were in this game, what would your character look like? What would your signature hat and weapon be? What would your FINAL REP SMASH be?
Who would be the final boss of this game, and who would the level bosses be?
What in the ♥♥♥♥ possessed me to even imagine this?