TheOnlyGuyEver

3 quick character head doodles. Magic salesman with bubble top hat and infinite mustache, government man, and some random skank:

Oh please.

Innards -> Outards

Back when we still had the big boat, my dog and I both got seasick and threw up over the edge at the same time right next to each other. Tight bond right there. I think that was also the day that the boat nearly got sunk too.

Stylized sidescrolly mountainy thing: Nighty night test:

New quality content

God vs Satan

Windows 10 is malware.

Captain America

First bolded word is "I", second bolded word is "of" Second thought, "I" should actually be an "ahh" and not an "uh"

Awlsoh it's prohnownced "ornge" not "or-uh-nge" or "or-eh-nge" yuh fuhkin ingrayts.

Noo challinge: spell evreething ahz yuh prohnownce it so uh ken mayk fun uh how yawl tawk.

Been animating all day. The brain grape has made me stronger. Did I tell y'all bout that grape by the way? The other day I found this grape that was like 2 grapes connected at the stem. Ate that shit, gained 200 IQ that day. Brain grape.

Went there 2 weeks ago. Know a dude who lives there. Say hi to him for me. Nice job handling there. Weirdest human interaction I've ever had was maybe 6-7 years ago in a park, some dude my age who I'd never seen came up to me and greeted me by name like we were old friends. Forgot his name, but he said we were friends in elementary. He even knew the school name. He recalled things that he and I had allegedly done back in school that I had no fuckin recollection of. But I swear I'd never seen this guy in my fuckin life before. Creepy shit.

Cool

Jojo hat got buffed as mentioned. And has a new style!

Cow Mongrel EDIT: The Short Circuit old alt-attack is gone for good now, bird Scout is dead, and the Jojo hat is getting fixed.

The Jojo hat was changed because apparently some dude on 4Chan couldn't stand Valve profiting from "defying copyright" and sent an email to Erik. Meanwhile, I've been having tons of fun playing the new divebombing Scout meta and having laser cannon fights with 5 other Engineers. But in terms of serious use, I think the new Short Circuit is in a good state. Yeah, you can delete a shit ton of projectiles with a single ball, but each ball uses a shit ton of metal, even if you're camping a dispenser. It's also fun to toss one onto the cart and hear all the delicious hitsounds. ...Also the Short Circuit's old alt-fire seems to not be entirely removed, but I don't think it'll be a major problem:

Holy fuck, new (semi?) major update in MARCH!? Excited to test them all out all the patches! Also R.I.P. Teletraps. EDIT: The new Short Circuit attack is basically the lightning spell and I love the novelty of it. It can 2-shot light classes if they're running away from you.

Medic, you're fired for plagiarization.

I drink water, maybe 4 sodas a year.