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Bridge Constructor is getting a Portal version.

Turbulence was good as fuck.

The Saxxies were announced yesterday! Deadline March 8th. Plenty of time, unlike last year. If I recall, this is the first time the Saxxies weren't in November or December?

I know how to use a semicolon. I am your king, all of you.

Stamda was annoying last I talked to him. Good guy at heart but damn.

Another dream! I was fishing on the river. Except instead of our canoe I was in a john boat.

I'd say Enclosure. It's my far the least popular map so I haven't seen a lot of reviews on it.

I would but I'm planning to do a small free giveaway.

Last night I dreamt I was playing a mix of Lego Star Wars 1 and 2, but all the levels were set in various TF2 maps. If anyone needs help getting the Red Brick on Lakeside, you gotta have Boba Fett to get it, after you fight Count Dooku but before you build the giant Lego Sandvich near the Wookies. Hope this helps someone

For anyone familiar with Dino Run, you don't need an explanation of what it is. But for anyone who isn't, let me explain with a history lesson. THE HISTORY OF PIXELJAM In 2008, a small indie game group named Pixeljam Studios (currently numbering at 6 people. Half of them full time, half of them part time), founded by Miles Tilmann and Rich Grillotti, released their flash game Dino Run. It was wildly popular (I was able to ask Miles the approximate number of plays across the internet, and he said it was definitely at least 100 million), and while certainly not the first "runner" game to exist, definitely helped popularize the genre There are even knock-off Dino Runs you can find on the app store. It's by far their biggest hit, but was never monetized beyond the mobile version and the updated "DX" version that released a few years ago on Steam. In addition to Dino Run, Pixeljam also has quite a few other games of their own on Steam. Although "Bonbon" and "Rex: Another Island" which both released last month, they did not create themselves; rather they published those two. They also created 8 games for Adult Swim games which you may recognize if you don't recognize Dino Run, and you can find towards the bottom of their website. Pixeljam totals at over 20 games created and released over their 10+ years of making games! Pixeljam has actually existed since 1998, but didn't make games until about 2006. DINO RUN 2 With the history lesson out the way, let's talk about Dino Run 2. Pixeljam is asking for a grand goal of $75,000 to make the game, and it's planned to be their biggest project ever. Currently, you can donate directly through the sort of "campaign HQ" main website, or support them through their new Patreon. They will be releasing a Kickstarter campaign in January as well (rather than right now, since it's harder to get noticed during the holidays), with an alleged base goal of 10K-20K, and several stretch goals. Any and all money donated directly through the main site, Patreon, or the future Kickstarter, gets added to the grand total visible on the main site. I myself am gonna be making a big boy donation of $100 this week. WHERE TO DONATE If you too want to throw the hardworking boys at Pixeljam a few bucks, whether out of pure philanthropy or because you're familiar with their games, you can find the relevant sites here: Main site: https://www.pixeljam.com/dinorun/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pixeljam (Kickstarter will be linked when created)

Cyberpunk anything is shitty and I don't like it and it's bad.

I stopped watching the Avengers movies after the 2nd one. Lost me there. Cross-franchise inter-universe movies I do not like.

I do not care about the whole loot box thing. The only game I have ever opened crates in is TF2; and I haven't opened a crate since EoTL.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. A cosmetic that replaces Demo's pipes on his chest with stickies would be the best cosmetic in the game. I'm very surprised it hasn't happened yet. I haven't even seen anything in the workshop.

One of my initials start with an M. Can I join the cult? My initials are actually in alphabetical order. It's cool.

Only good spray is the Teleporter priority spray. Everything else is dumb.

2018 EDIT: Speaking of Heavy, here's an interesting fact about the Tomislav that I doubt many people know. The Minigun fires like this: ---------------- Because of the 20% firing speed penalty the Tomislav has, many people think it fires like this: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - But it does not. The Tomislav fires like this: ---- ---- ---- ---- This is because all miniguns fire 4 bullets per 1 ammo, each bullet contributing a quarter of the total damage of the 1 ammo.

The Second Banana was actually buffed between day 3 and day 4. The day 3 stats read "150 health on eat, 15 second recharge time" while the day 4 stats read as the current "200 health on eat, 10 second recharge time" Either the day 3 stats were a mistake (which I find unlikely, as they're pretty set and clear), or the TFTeam actually saw how people were saying it was gonna be shitty and decided to give it a quick and simple buff within a day.

I like net neutrality.

I think the Dragon's Fury definitely needs some tweaking. Not buffing or nerfing, just fixing. The projectile hitbox is nowhere near representative, as the article said, and instantly collides when fired around payloads or stairs.