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Good direct. Big for me -MARIO MAKER 2 SO MUCH NEW SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD YES -Dragon Quest 11S seems good, but not my sort of thing. -Tetris battle royale seems actually legit. Reminds me of playing Tetris online on the DSi. -LINK'S AWAKENING IS MY FAVORITE 2D ZELDA GAME AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE ZELDA GAMES EVER I'M SO GLAD IT LOOKS AMAZING EVEN THOUGH IT'S KINDA OUTTA NOWHERE EDIT: Oh and ALSO the 3.0 update for Smash. I didn't even expect them to announce it formally, letalone so soon. Hope we get some smaller updates before then though.

Arid Pond:

Holy shit, art indeed. Very good! Hope this project doesn't fall through.

MORE Lord Valor stuff. Costumes, this time. One of the things that makes me love King K. Rool so much is how he just kinda wears outfits to fit the occasion, so I tried my hand at a spin on some of his costumes: Admiral Valor: Lord Valor the Dynamite King: Big Baron Valor: I love them all! But I particularly like how goofy the leotard on the boxer outfit looks, stretched over his armor like that. On a similar note, I'm very surprised by how well his normal knight armor meshes with such completely different outfits. Also damn the admiral outfit looks swag as fuck.

Man, I'll give the guy a second chance. He seems genuinely and sincerely sorry about what he did, and it definitely takes maturity and balls to just come out and admit to doing something like that rather than, like he said, simply saying he made a full recovery. I think his name ought to be removed from the Axtinguisher, cause the entire point of it being there is that everyone thought he died, but I'll give him a second chance. But not a third.

So uhhhhh, within the past day, turns out Sketchek lied about his terminal life-threatening illness: You can bet your ass the TF2 side of Twitter is all over him right now. Like the dude's a damn good and innovative Pyro and all, but lying about a terminal illness is some scummy shit in itself. Wouldn't be surprised if his name were removed from the Axtinguisher, assuming the TFTeam overhears all this, but I'll reserve my full judgement until this mentioned apology video comes out tomorrow.

Spongebob and co showed up at the Superbowl in the full marching band attire and I damn well expected Sweet Victory as was promised. Got Sicko Mode instead. Like just the fact they showed up was cool but uhh... Went from: To:

A variety of angry eyes. And some eyelashes: Not exactly doodles, but edits of the DKC GBC Alphabet Oil Drum. What a mouthful:

Today the low here was in the high 40s. So fuck your northerly latitudes.

Can deconfirm.

Just move the clock hands idiots.

You have fallen right into my devious trap, prepare to be pwned. It was an IMAGE of an @ all along! Except that first one to Raison. That was real.

I needed to reply directly to his statement, but my reply was not pertinent to his whole statement so as to warrant a quote, so I simply had to.

I bought a shirt from Amazon once and it never showed up. Then I called them about it and nothing happened. Also @Raison d'être carbonated water is gross.

Red Green Jungle: More of a red-orange yellow-green jungle.

Had a dream a couple nights ago that I got a swamp buggy stuck in a small sinkhole within a shallow river system surrounded by tall grass. So I went and got another swamp buggy and towed it out. A gator nipped my right calf in the process. Youch.

Pretty sure I read about this in the Bible.

S A S S Y Hannah render (with "party dress" alts): Sure can sense the sass in that smile. You may notice that I referred to her as "Hannah" and not "bitchy girl". That is because I have hence christened her as Hannah. She's a rich bitch and to her your impoverished public educated opinion doesn't matter unless your net worth is over 1 million. EDIT: I knew something was a bit off! I forgot her slight curvature! Look again, if you did before. Looks much more proper now.

Remember, all dogs go to heaven. Except pitbulls.

My dog's 13 but small so she's probably got a couple years left in her.

Why are those girls wearing underwear masks

Hung out with some family today at this small cafe place. "Cozy" atmospheres have never particularly appealed to my sensitivities and I really only drink water, so I just got a hot chocolate instead. Little cousin and I explored the 2nd floor the place had; it was empty of anyone and entirely unsecured. Every door (even the door to the office of whomever runs the place), including the door to the balcony which is supposedly locked on weekends, was open, and there were 0 cameras. I could have easily stuffed my pockets and walked out, or taken larger items such as the guitar that was just lying there and left through the back balcony staircase into the alley. You could probably fetch a good price for the dozens of records they had on shelves, though I saw no phonograph to play them with.