LordCOVID Monkey

Starting off with an old classic, I present the GIBUS VISION loadout. I know what you’re thinking, “That loadout really sucks!” But keep this in mind... So does Scout! What better loadout to represent the Scout’s personality than this heaping pile of crap?

This is a loadout that I like to call, “Scout the Brony.” You can wear whatever you want with it, but the faggot pony head is mandatory!

In contrast with the LOSER Scout Loadouts above, we have the all-powerful Steampunk Scout! He’s a mighty warrior from the distant future who vanquishes his foes with his Sword of Might! Woah, if only the real Scout was this cool!

And finally, we have the Scout’s BEST Loadout, based on the hit tale, Scout’s White Smissmas! With this loadout, you can spread the holiday cheer, at any time of year! “Huhuhu! I’m just like Jack Frost!”

Everyone knows that garden gnomes are totally hip, but did you know that garden gnome soldiers are even hipper? Well, they are, so this here is one of the hippest Soldier loadouts known to man!

This awesome loadout transforms the Soldier into Sitting Deer, the Native American Chief! Cool! His tribe is known to go out and kill Scouts. Even cooler!

Everybody knows that Robo-Soldier is basically the best loadout ever. But if you don the box of power, then you must equip the Righteous Bison. Yuck. It’s totally worth it, though.

I don’t really know what to call this loadout, but it looks hella cute. Probably the best Soldier cosmetic set available on the market!

Ah, now here we have one of the most perfect Pyro loadouts ever! Ever wondered what Pyro looked like without his mask? Well now you know!

This loadout is pretty much so perfect that I’m just gonna copy and paste it with different hats. Here we have the Mushroom Man variant.

This is the Alice in Wonderland version of the Perfect Pyro. Awfully cute indeed, but watch out for the FLAMING AXE! What’s that, you say? The SVF sucks? No it doesn’t!

To wrap up Pyro’s loadouts, we have the Man-Child.

This loadout is sure to bring out the inner Thanksgiving in all of us! Merry Thanksgiving, everybody! Slap the spirit into your enemies with a Thanksgiving Ham!

With this spunky loadout, you can show off how GOOD you are at TF2 by becoming the king! Whoop-dee-doo!

Or if you prefer, you can dress up as a drunk asshole. Because that’s what Demoman is. A drunk asshole.

But why dress up as any of those silly things when you can be just Demoman? He’s already perfect, so why waste your time with cosmetic fluff?

This loadout is pretty neat-o if I do say so myself. With it, you become the wise old Heavy storyteller! Now that’s pretty cool!

If this type of crap is good enough to win every Saxxy ever, then, by God, it’s good enough to be amongst Heavy’s best cosmetic sets!

This loadout transforms Heavy into the Good Fairy of the Forest! Everyone in the server will envy your sick taste in outfits the second you put it on!

This is just another one of those loadouts that just looks plain cute. Bonus points because Heavy supports the Shark Rights Movement! Save the Sharks!

“Look everyone, it’s Captain Toad, the famed treasure tracker of legend!”, is what everybody will say when they see you in this spiffy outfit! You can complete the awesome look by unbinding your jump key!

Ah! Get that awful thing away from me!

Now this here’s a pretty good one that’ll wow all your friends. It combines two of the cutest things of all time. New players and fat people. D’aww!

This is a loadout I like to call “The LordAIDS Monkey”. Isn’t it just the most precious thing you ever did see?

This Medic just looks plain MEAN! He’s got a crooked cap and a bloodied bird! Sure signs of someone who’s up to no good! Nevertheless, it’s one of the best Medic loadouts ever, so I suggest you get one just like it!

With this costume, you can transform the Medic into Rad Vlad, the meanest vampire around. I only see one flaw with this loadout, and that is the fact that he doesn’t have a Blutsauger. Whoops!

This loadout is good for all you edgy folks out there. Medic, the Evil Witch-Doctor Witch! He’s not one to be messed with...

But this one is my personal favorite! Look at how cute he looks! He’s got a condom on his head!

I don’t really like Sniper, but I do like this snazzy get-up! But seriously, the Professional’s Panama is a pretty trash tier hat. Don’t wear it. Unless you wanna wear a Marxman or All-Father!

This loadout is quite fantastic for a number of reasons. My reason for liking it so much is because I have a friend who wears the exact same thing, who always gets mad whenever I wear it! Muahauaahauahuahauhau!

Of course, you can never go wrong with Croco-Sniper, one of the oldest and most beloved loadouts of our time!

This is actually the best Sniper loadout. It may not look like much, but it does a good job of angering the enemy! It’s very effective, so get out there and use it!

I don’t really know why I own such a nasty green hat, but I reckon that it completes this fantastic Spy quite nicely! What a lovely little set!

Holy smokes! I never knew that you could make any class be so cute with just a Marxman and a bucket of Salmon Paint, but look! It’s happened again! What a cute little Spy!

This is only here to remind us that, of the fifty-bajillion fedoras that Spy owns, the Fancy Fedora still reigns supreme. Actually, it’s the only good one, and you’re a chump if you accept any substitutes.

And here we have it folks, the pinnacle of all TF2 cosmetic sets. Not just for Spy, mind you, but this is THE BEST TF2 LOADOUT OF ALL TIME. “Why?” You may ask. Because it has a snake. Also, that scary skull and antlers just look so cute together.

(I apologize that everything is in bold! I copied it from a word document, and I couldn't un-bold it unless I removed the pictures, but there was no way I was gonna put them back in by scratch! No way, no how!)