Huff

FREDERALISM WILL REIGN.

And here are the results of the raffle! The first four win the prizes in order. Lucario goes to Bernkastel Golem goes to Batty Pelipper goes to Scags Mime goes to Raz yell at me on Steam when you can and we'll trade.

Only established members can request other forumgoers' body parts. Also welcome to SubSPUF and Rammite is a dingus for stealing my post :c In any case, you can reach out to one of the Dongmaster Generals for help if you need it, yeah.

The lore is less than impressive now. That was kinda what I was most interested in.

That glorious feeling of tracing an enemy's Serene Grace and getting three Ice Beam freezes off in one match. Trace is the best ability.

Masuda works with any ditto from a game with a language different from yours this gen.

I wonder what would happen if we threw a few copies of Shaq-Fu in there.

I think that the hiatus between seasons one and two has been hella long. /co/ keeps talking about S2 coming up. Also I finally caught up with Adventure Time, and I have to say I really like it. It's fun and fast paced, which is nice. PB is my favorite character thus far, but my favorite design goes to Breakfast Princess, who thankfully is showing up in an episode soon. Seriously how has this cutie not become the main focus of the show?

I think he's actually partially right. I think I read that Nintendo did a bunch of tests with random people and found that a staggering number of people die to the first Goomba on 1-1, let alone finish the level.

I had a dream that I was playing Dota with the gang, but it was in first person. the other team decided to screw around in our (Dire) jungle right after setup time, so we wiped them easily. After that, I ran down to the bottom rune (I was a Sniper) and then someone cast a spell that made googly eyes rain across the map. Then someone changed it so that the googly eyes turned into brains. I remember being sad because I then had no googly eyes to glue onto my nonexistent figurines.

Nothing, really. I should install some graphical stuff now that I have a good comp, but eh. The only mod I have right now is this skin. Apparently it's from Touhou or something? It's damn sexy in any case. I used to use The Kralle, but it messes with my animations if I try to remove the backpack that they bundled with it now.

Redacted black panties waifu because I'm a faggot and am too attached to it. I'll secure another shiny to replace it.

Ok folks, time for Huff's Moderately Sized Average Quality Shinies giveaway! Just enter and you'll be eligible to get one of these five shinies! First Prize - Gold Edgy Donutsteel Tier Male Shiny Lucario Deets: Impish, Mostly untrained, messy EVs. Ability is Steadfast and OT is "Alex" from the gen 5 GTS. Un-nicknamed. Second Prize - Thank God The Quick Ball Worked Tier Male Shiny Golem Deets: Lax, Untrained since being caught. Ability is Rock Head and OT is my Y trainer. Can be nicknamed on request. Third Prize - Trumpets and Surfing Tier Male Shiny Pelipper Deets: Brave, seems to be untrained. Ability is Keen eye, OT is "MARCOS" from the gen 5 GTS. Un-nicknamed. Mime-Tier Prize/Burden Female Shiny Mr. Mime Deets: Naive, messy EVs. Ability is Filter, OT is some Japanese guy. Is from Japan itself and is not nicknamed. I'll choose winners on Friday afternoon.

Been having some cool ones lately. Two days ago I had two- in the first one I was part if a set of triplets in a family of either vampires or half-demons. Very human looking, though, and it was set at a party. I think our mom looked like the Ice Queen from AT. The second half involved a SCPish setup where it was an abandoned mine or something that would kill you by stringing you along a trail of clues. Last night I had a dream in which I was a young person who had left my home in the Midwest a while ago. When I came back to visit, my mom seemed weirdly serene and told me my dad was in the orchard. I thought he was dead, but he was actually being held hostage by an alien. It then shifted to a sequence in which a bunch of YouTube personalities were fighting, but I only remember Jon and Arin in particular yelling about Gane Grumps, and later Jon got a copy of Sonic and started yelling the it ruined GG.

I can change your name to something like "I hate Chris Thile, carne asada, shovels, and tank girls" if I want.

Welcome to SubSPUF, friend. It's a pretty small community, but it's pretty active. As someone mentioned, This Instant and Moment, both the general and Gaming editions are a nice place to start, as they constantly have banter going on. We have general threads for a lot of things, like >Dota, >TF2, >Anime, >Western Animation, and whatever else, pretty much. If you want, you can queue up for an AMA. Might take a while for your turn to come, though. Oh, you can change your member title once you get 100 posts, which you can do in the settings. The moderating team consists of Binary, Rammite, Razputin, Rynjin, and Me. Message one of us if you need a hand. Thesupremecommander runs the joint.

Damn it I should really proofread. Fixed. And I call myself a writer

Skye wasn't the only one keeping things to the last minute. Cell and Stamda had chosen the more action-packed Pirates of the Caribbean to follow their scrumptious dinner at the Blue Bayou next door. "Oh man, I can't believe we almost missed this one, dufe. Pirates is one of the best rides int he park," Stamda explained to his Canadian friend. "I'm looking forward to it, mate," replied Cell. "I've always been fond of pirates. It's a shame that real-life pirates nowadays suck so badly in comparison to these guys." "True that, man, the jolly rogues of the sea are the true pirates, not Somalians with a dinghy." said Stamda. The two boarded their boat. The two had had a long day, but they could both agree that it was the most comfortable place in the park, especially the boarding zone they currently occupied. Lit up only by the Blue Bayou's boardwalk lamps, the darkness of the artificial swamp, the sound of an animatronic banjo, and the presence of lord knows how many false fireflies all mixed together to calm the nerves. Cell and Stamda soaked in the calmness as they approached the talking skull that signified the beginning of the ride. --- Far away across the park boarders, XYTWO and Razputin stood in the lobby of California Adventure's Tower of Terror. Being the suspicious, snooping types that they were, they had come to the ride meaning business. Or at least Raz did. "And that stopwatch over there? That's from the episode where there's an actual stopwatch that stops time. Ooh, and that door with the 22 over it? That's from the one where this girl keeps having nightmares about this creepy nurse. Ooh, and this thimble, it-ow! Hey!" Xy's Twilight Zone fanboying was cut short by a slap to the back of the head from Raz. "Xy, We're not here to look for easter eggs and references, that's what Cube, Huff, and Corvette were doing. That's dumb and it's why I persuaded you to come with me instead." said Raz, walking over to a shelf of ToT merch. If there was anything the Disney cast members knew how to do, it was create an atmosphere. Hell, the gifts weren't on shelves, they were lined up on ornate, slightly creepy wardrobes and tables that looked too old to be secure. "Fine, but you pretty much dragged me here," said Xytwo in a huff. "So why did you bring us here, anyways." I mean the ride is fun, but there's not really enough time to go on it again." Raz adjusted his glasses and turned to look at his reluctant compatriot. "There's a secret to this tower, and we're going to discover it." Raz turned to his left and hit the emergency alarm, locking the entrance. "Raz what the fuck." --- Back in the French Quarter, Jordax, Pan, and Witty Name were bummed. Now, as you may know, Disneyland at times hosts events involving open bars and to-order spirits, but any time else, not a drop of alcohol is to be found on the grounds. This is what bummed the three amigos. "Dude, I'm frigging Irish," moaned Pan. "I think it's an actual thing that if we don't get a pint in us within four hours we explode. It's been twelve hours, dude. I think I'm just getting lucky. "Well, the park's almost closed, man, we can just hop a bus to the closest bar. We're in California, remember. Everyone is either permanently drunk or high in this place," said Jordax as he moved to support his drained Irish friend. Witty laughed at the two's antics as he scanned the French Quarter. Like the rest of the park, it was nearly abandoned, and they really shouldn't have been there, but Witty had demanded an extendable pirate arm that could only be found at one of the zone's gift shops. "Well, we'll just get out of here quickly," Witty assured his two friends. "I just need to pick up this toy for my, uh, sister, yeah." As they walked towards the entrance to the shop, Jordax and Pan noticed that Witty wasn't walking with them anymore. They looked back and saw him staring at a nondescript teal door. He grinned and pointed to the sign reading "33" next to it. "Boys, I think I know what we're doing tonight." cont

Considered. Also characters involved (or a partial list of them) can be found on an old status of mine.

Note: I have attached a map of California Disneyland, California Adventure, and Downtown Disney to the OP Prolouge, as all three locations come in to play and location is important in visualizing this story. It's going to be a very ambitious one. The ending scene is going to be particularly orgasmic and the final attack (spoilers!) is coming from one of our UK members. Chapter 1: The End of a Magical Day "The parks will be closing in ten minutes, friends! Please head to the exits and make sure to have a magical rest of the day, haha!" the cheerful day of Mickey Mouse blared over each and every speaker in the three sections of Anaheim, California's Disneyland park. To any Disneyland aficionado, it would have seemed louder than normal, and they'd be right. A severe departing from its usual population, the park was nearly empty save for the few employees heading home and the three dozen guests who had had the park to themselves the entire day. Slowly but surely, the remaining guests funneled to the main entrance. They stumbled out of dark rides and glitzy shops, eventually congregating through Main Street, USA to get out of the park. They had had a magical day. Paero and Davjo walked together, discussing the many souvenirs they had purchased. Dualjay and Icecubes meanwhile ranted about their favorite rides. Mersopolis walked alone, pleasantly recalling the many shows and plays he had managed to catch. This is not the story of those that left the park at this time. --- Huff, Idiot Cube, and Corvette were dead tired. It had been their self-assigned mission that day to explore as much of the park as possible. To find every hidden mickey, every secret reference, every Disney injoke. Their quest completed (the evidence being the many henpecked cast members heading home), they were simply pooped. At the moment they were idly browsing the shops of Main Street USA one last time. before heading out. "Man, I could never bring myself to buy anything in these places," piped up Cube, breaking the lethargic silence. "It's all so expensive. And glamorous. Damn you, Walt! Hating the jews is one thing, but making me feel self-conscious about my socioeconomic class is the last straw!" Cube, exhausted, crumpled against a nearby wall bearing a portrait of Gaston. "Dude, just chill out and check out this Mary Poppins merch. Do you think she counts as a maid?" Asked Corvette as he curled his long brown hair around his fingers. "Nah, she was a governess," replied Huff from behind a cabinet of crystal figurines. "But at least they have merch that suits you. Being a fan of a six minute Disney short is suffering, merch-wise." Corv and Cube rolled their eyes at their compatriot's obsession. "Eh. In any case, looks like even the cast members are heading out," said Huff, gesturing at the empty checkout counter. "I guess we should go." "See if any of the cast members left their pins behind. I heard that those things unlock eldrich Disney powers if you collect enough of them." said Cube as he got back on his feet. "That's dumb, you should feel bad, and stealing is wrong, Cube," Chided Corvette. The three walked towards the store exit, their browsing done. --- Skye loved It's a Small World. Ever since he had been a child, he had been enthralled by all aspects of the ride. The atmosphere, the visuals, and most of all, the iconic song. He was sure he'd never get sick of the song. Aware that the park was nearing closing time, Skye had headed straight for IASW to take his traditional last-minute ride. It hadn't disappointed him today. It never did. He hummed along to the music as the end of the ride neared. cont