He's a necromancer. He necros many threads and practices magic.
Your honor, the request was a formality. Being the supreme commander of the SPUFpowered court does not give you the power to deny the powers of the other courts- witchcraft and nefarious arcane plots are abound- would you enjoy such spooky horrors to run amuck without being checked?
Fine, but you are not acting in any official capacity, and this case will continue to be tried here.
how did I not notice these before
I'm not a witch or a necromancer, any claims brought up against me I now deny publicly
I plead the third, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight, thirteenth, fifteenth, eighteenth, twenty-first, eighteenth again, and lastly the twenty-second.