Raison d'être

​Not really, businesses already won't hire you if you show up to your interview drunk. They don't care that it's legal. ​The chemicals in marijuana stay in your pee for a long time. The complications are going to be stuff like "Hello Job Man! I don't do drugs, but I smoked pot in Colorado on vacation, which is illegal here, but the chemicals are still in my drug test." ​"I don't do drugs, but I did drugs." Employee of the month. It's really simple, you want the job, don't smoke marijuana for a while. Not a problem if it's not addictive, eh?

​Not really, businesses already won't hire you if you show up to your interview drunk. They don't care that it's legal.

I don't see why the ocean is such a big hurdle, just take one of the many fully fueled transoceanic ships and a GPS and point towards wherever you wanna go. It's not like you have to do complicated things like dock, just ditch on a beach somewhere.

I was lying when I said it looked pretty good. It looks really fuckin' good. Imgur made the screenshots look worse though, so take that as you may. Also the skills that make you reload faster actually change the reload animation instead of just speeding it up. I know it says that in the description, but I didn't think it would actually be like that. I blame Overkill and their complete lack of polish.

I think he'll give out keys to anyone: This is what I said.

There's a flamethrower but it's off-perk. That and the Katana are the only off-perk weapons I saw.

So I played about an hour and a half in the beta, and here's my observations so far: Classes spawn with their respective lowest tier weapon, they could in KF1 at the penultimate and highest tier but now it's for all levels.Game looks pretty good and runs well (~60 fps with everything max) and if it's anything like KF1 ultrashit mode will let even awful computers run it decently.4 perks, Sharpshooter, Firebug and Demolitions are gone. No idea if this is a beta-only thing though.Boss is a LOT more active, no more "brb healin ", he's in your fucking face all the time. Doesn't make him easier though, he killed us all on medium, but he looked pretty beat up.Dad's home.

I asked him too and he didn't give me shit. I BOUGHT A LOT OF KILLING FLOOR DLC AND RISING STORM I'VE BEEN A GOOD GOY ;_; Right after I said that I got a key. What a cool nigga.

OH MY GOD EVILBRAIN'S SIG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

Did he max swimming?

I don't think it matters how many he gets.

Too close to home?

If every goddamn weeb killed themselves right now then maybe the Western World wouldn't be such a fucking cesspool.

He's got a bit of an ego doesn't he?

I noticed I had been ignoring my item drops for a fair while, so I decided to see how much I could smelt and still have one of each weapon. Six refined, one reclaimed, and one scrap.

I think you just dreamt up a new Uwe Boll script.

Why do you need an ASSAULT airsoft pistol? Are you going to kill babies with that?

A real shame your fucking mud hut didn't collapse and kill you, huh?

24 karat gold.

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/collectorpack/ I'm pretty sure tis si monthaftermarch Fool's. But it's fucking Overkill. YOU FUCKING KRAUT CUCK

I guess it's more preferable than having his head smashed.