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i beat this only because i found the ringworm trinket it makes the ipecac lash out fast as hell, making it actually aimable

fresh memes ahoy Spoiler

tried a lost run epic fetus in first treasure room doing great until boss of necropolis 1 >the bloat rip me

sorrynotsorry Spoiler

eotl crates added get hyped

Dewitos™: the binding of isaac in its entirety sounds like a greentext story OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >be me OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >be 7 OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >mom watching tv, me chilling with tonka truck OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >she starts acting weird af OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >strips me naked OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >locks me in room OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >comes after me with knife OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >ohgod.jpg OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >panic, find trapdoor under rug OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >yolo OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >in basement, there's shit and zombies everywhere OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >cry so hard they die OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >find gold door OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >blob of red matter idk what it is OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >touch it, dead fetus spouts from eye but i feel stronger for some reason OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >holy fuck why OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >keep going, find and kill giant spider bitch OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >coat hanger OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >overcome with urge to jam it through skull OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >doesn't actually hurt me, makes me cry harder OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: yeah you're right

i wish i had smash so i could settle things with it i won't be getting a 3ds or wii u anytime soon though

i had a dream i was vac banned nastiest cold sweat in years

i fixed the thingy yeah bojack horseman is super baller

who is the chancellor of nazi germany made of frozen water how do you show respect for him what if your friend haley is showing respect for hail hitler how do you get haley's attention

anybody got netflix? if so please watch bojack horseman dangerously funny and one of the best new shows in years

Spoiler i just royally pooped all over mega satan brimstone/homing tears/hookworm/super high tears stat/10 hp/pyromania/trinity shield satan literally could not hurt me whenever i got hurt during the mega satan fight i just dropped a bomb and healed myself

Spoiler Moby The Duck: holy shit Moby The Duck: HOYL SHIT WHERE'S THE BEEF: hwat Moby The Duck: LOST GETS NO HEALTH AT ALL WHERE'S THE BEEF: health boosts do nothing WHERE'S THE BEEF: ? Moby The Duck: Not even soul hearts WHERE'S THE BEEF: WHAT Moby The Duck: YEP WHERE'S THE BEEF: . WHERE'S THE BEEF: WHAT Moby The Duck: He picks them Moby The Duck: and nothing happens WHERE'S THE BEEF: there are item unlocks for beating all of the endgames as him Moby The Duck: Yes. WHERE'S THE BEEF: wh WHERE'S THE BEEF: i mean WHERE'S THE BEEF: what Moby The Duck: Yep, more than 6 items I think WHERE'S THE BEEF: god WHERE'S THE BEEF: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN Moby The Duck: Killing Mom, killing Heart, boss rush, cathedral, sheol, dark room, chest Moby The Duck: Without Moby The Duck: taking Moby The Duck: a Moby The Duck: single WHERE'S THE BEEF: that's just fucking absurd Moby The Duck: hi Moby The Duck: t

i don't like azazel if only because brimstone cancels or minimizes so many other powerups

azazel has potential to be really shitty against satan b/c you have to be really close and well you can't really dodge his attacks if you're that close

i can't play it until 9:30 i'm going to fucking piss myself

sasadasfasdasd come out soonerrrrrrrrrr