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  1. DualJay

    Dreams

    reported, way too dark for this forum
  2. DualJay

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  3. DualJay

    Tell Your Raccoon Stories

    I met a domestic-ish raccoon and gave him so food and he washed it.
  4. I've always been able to adjust my sleep schedule in two or three nights at most. I just sort of force myself to go to bed whenever and refuse to get up until 8 (or whatever) hours have passed.
  5. the social justice movement is a conspiracy by big pharma. big pharma's three-pronged plan ("project pitchfork", to reference their satanist roots) goes as follows: induce "transtrenders" to pay for expensive transition therapy, encourage the "health at any size" movement promoting obesity and thereby earning them more money (they are in cahoots with big fast food for this one), and the self-diagnosis community will eventually be used to sell expensive prescription medications over-the-counter to people who claim to have various illnesses

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

       

      Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY, made possible SOLY by worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls, especially LIFELONG CONSTANT THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO ( quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it; repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets ). FOUR BILLION worldwide population ALL living have a Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY BRAIN BANK BRAIN, A REAL BRAIN, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the Moon, we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein radio controls, especially, your eyesight T.V. (sight, and sound) recorded by your brain. YOUR Moon BRAIN of the Computer God, activates your Frankenstein Threshold Brain Wash Radio LIFELONG, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you andmixing you-up and the USUAL,"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."for your set backs, mistakes even when you receive deadly injuries. THIS IS THE WORLDWIDE COMPUTER GOD SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.

        Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at nite, you go to the nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious JEW duktur simply pushes the starting button. Based upon upon your Computer God Brain on the Moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued, EXACTLY, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and LASER BEAM knife robot arms, with Fly eye T.V. cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even through your Frankenstein Controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heart beat to keep you alive, are some of the unbelieveable Computer God INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETS. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MOST INTELLIGENT ELECTRICAL MACHINE IN THE UNIVERSE. INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: Usually, in a few years, you are made string bean thin, or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed Robot Operating Cabinet. EVEN UNBELEIVEABLE, IMPOSSIBLE PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATIONS, ALL IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR DOZENS OF VICIOUS KOSHER BOSHER DOCTORS WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK FOR WEEKS. The Computer God Sealed Robot Arm operating Cabinet can perform ALL of the above impossible plastic surgery operations, overnite, even dwarfting you over a foot to increasing your height by two feet. This is possible, because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your micro miniature electric currents, intelligence system in your body, It even duplicates the micro miniature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress either compressing the bones, thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer.Spring 1984: Mr. Dec, lifelong would be duktur and printer.

        Insight to the worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society, perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein Controls and lifelong hampering human defects (Containment Policy).

      Hospital birth lifelong gifts Ex: Deformed, cripple, retarded, pocks, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc., kosher bosher Containment policy work. Guut dukturs secret health Ex: Cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision,epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetis, many"DISEASES".

        The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession, worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, ESPECIALLY THE FACE, wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly,deep, WRINKLES, scares, "age spots", arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black, or even sick white face and body (worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs, to brainwash inferior female brain for Over-All Plan, intermarry with nigers), total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe on synthetic hormones causing Cancerous growth, bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle nose, "bull dog" hanging cheeks and jowls, from teenage gradual wipe on yellowing, browning  and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made "raspy aged", creating a wrinkled, ugly, gargoylic clown booze face worldwide population by age 70, deformed, crippled, weak, and BRAIN DAMAGED ( NU SENILE ) lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS - EXTERMINATION. For your only hope for a future; do you know one word of pray for me. Francis E. Dec.

       

      Computer God computerized brain thinking SEALED ROBOT OPERATING ARMS SURGERY CABINET machine removal of most of the frontal COMMAND LOBE of the brain, gradually during lifetime and OVERNITE IN ALL INSANE ASSYLUMS, after C.God kosher bosher one month probation period, creating helpless hopelsss Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet BRAINLESS SLAVES, resulting in millions of hopeless, helpless, homeless derelicts in all JerUSAlem cities and Soviet slave work camps.

        Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum on top know this top medical secret, even worse deadly gangster JEW disease from DEAF RONNIE REAGAN to USSR Gorbaczow know this ( Quotes: AYE VIE ) Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY TOP SECRET. Eventual Brain Lobotomization of the entire world population for the worldwide deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Over-All Plan, an ideal worldwide population of liteskin,low, hopeless and helpless JEW mulattos, the Communist BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      I invoke Poe.

       

       

      Gents, we've lost the internet.

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  6. In all cases, we'll say the superpowers are roughly as powerful as spiderman's, though the exact details are unimportant. You are guaranteed to survive in all cases. The powers you get cannot be used to repair or erase any psychological trauma from the torture. You are in a time chamber for the entire period - from the perspective of everyone else, the time the torture happened in never occurred, so you don't have any unexplained disappearances. 1) Three hours of torture by a KGB expert. You can call for a stop anytime, but if you do, you don't get the powers. 2) Twelve hours of torture by a KGB expert. 3) Three days of torture by a team of KGB experts. 4) Three days of torture by a team of KGD experts, but your memory of the torture and all trauma from it is erased permanently afterwards. 5) A year of torture by a bunch of demons who will do literally the worst possible, but your memory of the torture and all trauma from it is erased permanently afterwards.
  7. DualJay

    Dreams

    I had a dream last night where I was at my grandmother's house And she had four cats - two white, one black, and one tabby (IRL she only has the black and tabby) - and whenever I tried to go upstairs to pet the tabby cat (who is super sweet, but hides if guests are over) one of the white cats would jump from the balcony at the top of the stairs down on to me. Then I would wake up. I had this dream two or three times and got hardly any sleep.
  8. Sounds interesting. What was that study called? And an argument in favor of every case with memory erasure (I wouldn't do any of the ones you remember except maybe number two): Consider someone asks you, "would you like superpowers?" and you say yes. They then take you into a time chamber without warning and torture you for ten thousand years, before erasing all memory and trauma of the torture and granting you superpowers. From your perspective, you just got superpowers for free. All that's different is that in this scenario you know you were tortured. Also, the memory erasure is effectively sedation - and people agree to have their chests cut open or teeth pulled out all the time, on the understanding that they'll be sedated and won't feel a thing. The benefits of superpowers far outweigh the benefits of most surgeries, so I'd argue it's like an unpleasant surgery.
  9. I think I'd take 4 and 5, and try to take 1 but I doubt I could get all the way through.
  10. Which ones would you do?
  11. luv u 2 bb even if u like chinese cartoons
  12. DualJay

    Dreams

    I dreamed that I took off some gloves and my fingers came off with them
  13. i got invisalign thingies for my teeth and my mouth is a pit of suffering

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i stopped using them after I went to San Diego in 2014 and now one of my bottom teeth is behind another one

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      isn't it only supposed to take a year corvette? are your teeth a clown fiest?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Mine are for post-braces use so basically forever or until I stop caring

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  14. DualJay

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    ye do it then you can play heroes of the storm
  15. DualJay

    SUBSPUF GAME NIGHT V2- THE RE-GAMENING

    when are we doing 5stack heroes of the storm
  16. If I win ~10 placement matches next time I do my HotS placement matches, I'll place into low gold.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I prefer HotD placement matches

      (I'd place it in the pink haired one)

  17. DualJay

    Payday General

    wait payday 3 is coming out?
  18. DualJay

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    so i started playing heroes of the storm because of the 20 free heroes bonus thingy and it's pretty good
  19. why do we still have pony emotes does anyone here even still vvatch mlp?
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