A 1970 Corvette

7.35.

:pinkiegasm:

Many thanks, guys! (Not assumedly, because here is the proof that I got the cap:http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/DCP_16/959721633)Also, I would like to rep you, Batty, for making this thread but there is the damn Rule 20, as always.

The Commander's BowieAfter living his entire life as a mole for Slacks, the feared Commander Bowie's soul is exorcised into a single Bowie knife. His sanity slowly slips away as the weapon he is put into is then used to kill all of his friends, and eventually his long-time master.

Well, this isn't that ba-
OH HELL NOJust kidding, but yeah, burn them at the stake and stuff

Yeah, people seem upset that the pistol has such a "negligable downside". If only the Pyro had some means of setting people on fire from a distance. Like, say, a gun that shot flares, or maybe melted men, or detonated said flares, or even shot something scorching...Alas, I can't think of anything like that. :V

I have nowhere else to put this..

Haters gonna hateHuff

This movie is Meet the Pyro.He's Abraham Lincoln, the first Pyro.He uses an Axe./conspiracykeanu