Unromantic XYTWO

Albuquerque Some corny SANIC song. Your choice. If you don't know shit 'bout the SANIC, Live and Learn is a good choice. Slipping

This is now my headcanon. CubexCorv OTP. I will remember this and remind you at the least convenient moment.

But it's more fun to picture you two as distant cousins or something.

Wait, what did everyone else roll on nepotism checks? And doesn't that mean you're related to Corv?

Fucking no. Related: what would Mega-Blissey even look like?

Ooh, give it to the guy who'll turn right around and sell it to buy BL2 DLC cherish it forever as a gift from a friend!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionWhore meeeeeeee EDIT: oh for the love of cripes now I look like I'm calling myself an attention whore

Sarcasm? Please be sarcasm.

Okay, so as it turns out Alakazam gets +90 BST. Slaking would probably get that too. EDIT: huh. Well, the more you know, I suppose. I guess 100 it is.

Exactly. It's the not giving a shit Pokemon. For it to give a shit and start kicking even more ass is an utterly amazing idea. As for the stat levels, damn. Didn't Heracross or something actually get 110? Because if so, I have a feeling Slaking might get less than the standard 100.

Wait, go back to the part where sex takes 40 to 70 hours

All my want as well. My idea for a Mega-Swampert: taller. In a reversal of its normal form, it would normally be bipedal, if somewhat hunched over, but sometimes it would go back to a quadrupedal stance. Its shoulders and chest now have orange patches as well. All of the orange patches on it are a bit darker, and the ones near its wrists have been replaced with fins. Its head fins unite at the back of its head and become a back fin that travels all the way down its back. The back fin flares out at its end in a shape similar to a shark fin, replacing its tail. If I had any art skill I'd try to draw this instead of writing a text wall, but I really don't.

SANIC (and I do mean SANIC)

Reminds me of trolling Ubers. Eight out of ten Ubers players are bloody morons.

"Unfortunately, the only survivor was unavailable for an interview, as he was busy fending off emus."

I don't object to the retro style usually but in this case it just looks like crap

Have a train rain button, but all it does is kill whoever presses it. No train rain for you.

What. That's a terrible idea. I can't help but wonder what they were thinking.

No Baton Pass Talonflame only Victory Road

Baton Pass? Seriously? What's next, Toxic?