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It's going to end during the middle of my school dance, so it's either I can be a beta ass faggot in real life or be a beta ass faggot by staring at a countdown for a hat simulator.

Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa is is a better title in every way.

I thought she needed money to buy another Mac potato.

Fallout 2 is quite possibly one of the greatest Western RPGs made to this date. Created by the great Brian Fargo, the guy behind Baldur's Gate and Bard's Tale, Fallout 2 was the more expansive sequel to the already popular Fallout 1. It built up even further with the dark humor of the game along with crazy nonsensical events and items. While RPGs are usually more famous for their immersion and adventure rather than quirky dialogue, Fallout 2 brought the best of both worlds with memorable characters and the looming terror of the Enclave. Bioshock expanded on the notion of a more narrative focused first person shooter that titles such as Half-Life and Deus Ex attempted to do. While the game has it's shooty pew pew bits with explosions and bullets flying, much of the experience is about exploring and learning what happened in Rapture, an underwater libertarian city without morality. It's story only gets better once you learn the truth behind the entire incident in Rapture, which completely changes your outlook on the place. Just be prepared to be disappointed with Bioshock 2. Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, more more commonly known as Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is the fan made sequel to Barkley Shut Up and Jam!. Rather than being the basketball game starring the famous Charles Barkley, Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden follows the story of Charles Barkley in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York in the year 2053. Twelve years before that, Barkley performs the all mighty Chaos Dunk, killing millions of people that attended the game, including many star players. Soon afterwards, basketball was banned and many players were hunted down and killed. However, in 2053, another Chaos Dunk is created, causing Barkley to be hunted down my the B-Ball Removal Department, led by Michael Jordan. Barkley is saved by an outlaw known as the Ultimate Hellbane who then helps him restore his good name and destroy whatever caused this second Chaos Dunk. Mount & Blade: Warband gives you the open world of Calradia, a land once ruled by the king, but now has split into multiple kingdoms. Now, the Swadians, Nords, Rhodoks, Vaegirs, Sarranid, and Khergits battle for the throne. While the game strives to be a "realistic simulation of medieval life", it brings and open world full of possibility. Rather than railroading you through a plot, you can choose your own destiny. While the game is mainly focused on creating an army to fight for a Kingdom or creating your own, you can also join tournaments, court someone, or become a merchant. Quake 3 is literally the best arena shooter. Fuck Facing Worlds, Blood Run is better.

Exactly. The best vanilla ice cream in the world is still vanilla ice cream. But doesn't that make it the best ice cream in the world? No because it has the inherent flaw of being not chocolate. Mate, vanilla is not only the first ice cream, but also the most popular ice cream.

Exactly. The best vanilla ice cream in the world is still vanilla ice cream. But doesn't that make it the best ice cream in the world?

And exhaust pipes out the sides

It's basically Mario Party + every MOBA ever. It will literally make friends murder each other in their sleep.

Fuck you. I'll raise TWO dongers for the price of one!

I'm not quite sure if anyone cares, but when I was building my PC, I had no fucking clue what the fuck thermal paste was. So obviously it was an issue when I was putting my CPU in. What I did was unbox and lay things out. Of course the fan was in a little plastic container so the thermal paste doesn't get messed up, but being an idiot, I put everyone down on my table while reading the instructions. I've already put the CPU itself onto my mobo and went to put in the fan when I noticed that it was stuck to my desk. I wasn't even aware that there was anything on the actual fan itself until I took it off.

I don't watch E3 presentations usually, but what I get from those 15 seconds is the badass Abraham Lincoln himself defeats Cthulhu with raw science in order to save England which just so happens to have aliens. EDIT: I read the description. I'm not that far off.

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Good luck cleaning that out. Every bullet will forever faintly smell of burnt Birthday Blast.

Why are we running a plugin for that? Just use the game rule command.

The only two things I did not like about Mirror's Edge was the forced gunplay and the lack of any mentioning of this "secret society free runners work on" that was told in the intro.

A priest, rabbi, and Buddhist monk were talking about how they paid themselves every week after the worshipers donated to the temple or church. Priest: I have a good method. I draw a circle on the ground, step in the middle and throw all the donated money up on the air. With the grace of God whatever falls in the circle is my salary and outside belongs to the church. Monk: How interesting, I almost do the same thing. But I believe what falls within the circle belongs to the monastery and outside is mine. Rabbi: We all think alike! I do the same thing. I draw a circle, get in the middle of it and throw all the donations in the air. What stays up in the air belongs to the temple and what falls on the ground is mine!

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