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  1. Gyokuyoutama

    Let's all remember the only man to walk into parliament with honorable intentions.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      OHHH....Nov 5th. Now I getchya.

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  2. Gyokuyoutama

    Let's all remember the only man to walk into parliament with honorable intentions.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Winston Churchill?

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  3. Raison d'être

    RIP Jimmy Buffett

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      RIP Bob Barker

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  4. Gyokuyoutama

    The most insane idea that I know:

     

    "This company bought the rights to the franchise, therefore they determine what is canonical in it."

     

    Seriously, the more you think about this idea, the less sense it makes.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Star Wars fans: "First time?"

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  5. Gyokuyoutama

    There's a lot more to my personality than weeb shit, vtubers and bitching about new technology but for some reason those are the only things that ever seem relevant to post here.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      No. You must conform to my preconceived notions and ideas of your entire existence, or you will perish.

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  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    hap nu yer

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Place your bets!

       

      Who will fail their New Year's Resolutions first? Who will fail last? Will anyone manage to fulfill at least one?

       

      Stay tuned!

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  7. tsc

    tsc

    6-month-late annual meh

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Well, if you must know, I bought Twitter as a joke. Got bored though, so I sold it to some South African dude with an electric car.

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  8. hugthebed2

    how many stairs to you step at a time when walking up stairs

     

    i usually skip a step

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      True OGs rocket jump to elevate themselves. We didn't need these fancy shmancy "stares" nonsense.

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  9. Gyokuyoutama

    One word: Pyrokinesis.  How would you like to have that super power? I mean, you could play around in the Himalayas for hours and be perfectly fine!

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      tfw irl pyro main

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  10. hugthebed2

    nuuuuuuuu

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      yeeeeeeee

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  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

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  12. Confusedn't

    happy crimbus

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      merry chrombus

  13. Gyokuyoutama

    What are birds?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Tiny dinosaurs.

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  14. Raison d'être

    Grant Imahara's fucking dead

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Man, I loved Mythbusters. The B team additions were cool. Tragic to hear.

  15. hugthebed2

    doog

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Doog: Eternal

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  16. Gyokuyoutama

    The gun is good.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      New gun is unfair to tiny, baby enemies.

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  17. Insectan

    :greenpacmansex:

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      :kappa:

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  18. Wulff

    *nods respectfully towards you*
    My fellow Gamers.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      How do you do fellow kids gamers?

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  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

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  20. Gyokuyoutama

    I know this is a late insight but...

     

    Did Japan really just lobby for the 2020 Olympics because that's when they happened in Akira?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're trying to make anime real. RED ALERT.

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  21. hugthebed2

    English only challenge, starting now

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      areyouok?BUSTAH WOLF!!

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  22. Veez

    Why is the rum gone?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I burned it.

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  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

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  24. Gyokuyoutama

    Never trust an elf.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Quote

      Never trust anyone*

      Fixed.

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  25. hugthebed2

    30 SPUFers agree...

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      ...that we need a dispensa' hea'!

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