Medic

I could try and get you my brother's save. He's got Platinum God on it. I'm in two minds whether to get Rebirth or not. I love it all but I hardly play the first game as it is.

I'm almost certain this used to be different. It was. It mentioned that he'd lost his eye while trying to blow up the Loch Ness Monster. Apparently Medic's one was different too but I can find no evidence of this.

I think it was a really shit joke and that we should all drop it now.

I'd help but I use Open Office so, um, uh...

Did they allowed anything other than Portal and TF2 stuff? There were two Dota 2 entries in the final nominations. There was a Counter-Strike one. I remember in a previous Saxxy there was a L4D one too.

Animation VS Animator was great but I didn't expect it to win Best Overall. Like, not at all. Didn't see that one coming at all. Also, I wish Defuse On The Fly had done better. I've never laughed so much at Counter-Strike before.

So there's some sort of global catastrophe and there's flood and earthquakes everywhere. I'm the Medic, for reals, and I'm working with the Heavy and some TFC mercs saving people and stuff like that. Heavy and I save these two children who nearly got washed away by a tidal wave. One of the kids wants to buy flowers for his mum, so we take them to this one remaining shop. The kid has no money, so I pay for them and buy an extra rose. We lead the children up this unusually dry, rather steep version of the Mesogi road (an industrial/commercial road here in Paphos) which suddenly comes to a halt. We send the kids off to their mum and Heavy and I split up to get some rest. I wake up and find that Heavy's missing and everything is pretty dry. So I get up in a panic and look around for him. I run into this abandoned shop and bump into Demoman and Engineer, both of whom I hug because we had been split up. Sniper is outside using his sniper rifle as a magic broomstick and I ask Engineer about it but he just shrugs. Engineer is wearing a paper bag on his head but I recognise the voice as one of my close friends (who actually IS Texan). I ask them where Heavy is and they lead me to this giant balcony overhanging a cliff. Heavy's at the table with the rest of the mercenaries and everyone's having egg on toast. Over breakfast, we all discuss future plans and I point out that we need to be able to grow food and stuff, but Sniper keeps on being a dick and saying "we'll talk about that later." After breakfast, my parents appear and say they've got a new job. They want our help to escort them somewhere as they've created a special fast-growing crop. So that's what Heavy and I do. Then we come across some Counter Strike guys and we kill them and then Sniper headshots everyone before being headshot himself. The dream ends when someone says "Don't worry, they'll respawn soon!"

Wow what the fuck did I miss? (amusingly I couldn't actually enter any of those 'test forums')

I'm now thinking that this is either a. a big joke, 2. something supremecommander is actually considering or iii. something he considered then realised that it'd cause a ton of backlash so he's now not answering.

Well, being killed by a dragon is a good way to go. Not that I want to control dragons, I just want to fly and breathe fire. *goes to see if there's any shapeshifting magic around* Fuck it, I'm going back to my Medi Guns.

That's what ALL the unicorn lovers say.

Wait, what's wrong with invoking dragons? As long as you're not pissing off Alduin, I don't see what the problem is. And it's no different from calling on griffins or multicoloured unicorns. If anything, unicorns are worse because they lull you into a false sense of security. Or maybe Cube's just a coward.

I think I might specialize in the Thu'um. Which is another reoccurring element of my dreams.

I think the supreme wizard would be a better route.

Don't ask me about jungling. Only guy I can jungle with is Cho'Gath and he's a poor choice in the current "high mobility protect the ADC supports are second AP mages or cc tanks" meta.

Yeah well the way I'm going I probably will be a 40 year old virgin.

Ever since I rewatched 40 Year Old Virgin, all my dreams have been about utterly failing at getting laid and it's starting to bother me.

If this ends up anything like Reddit, I'm gone. Not that anyone would notice, mind you, but I much prefer ye olde bulletin board to the navigation mess that is the Reddit system.