Medic

"Medic, other children, I have an idea for a project for you to work on: make an app that allows people to make prenuptial agreements before they allow others to take saucy pictures of them." - Actual thing said to me today.

"Medic, other children, I have an idea for a project for you to work on: make an app that allows people to make prenuptial agreements before they allow others to take saucy pictures of them." - Actual thing said to me today.

"Medic, other children, I have an idea for a project for you to work on: make an app that allows people to make prenuptial agreements before they allow others to take saucy pictures of them." - Actual thing said to me today.

"Medic, other children, I have an idea for a project for you to work on: make an app that allows people to make prenuptial agreements before they allow others to take saucy pictures of them." - Actual thing said to me today.

Do you like girly clothes? Feel like a woman trapped in a man's body? Try new Shlong-B-gone and see all your problems shrivel up and fall off

Went back to the con and found the cutest mini scout and took a pic with him http://adamn-it-jensen.tumblr.com/post/86867959598/enjoy-this-pic-of-my-phantom-pain-snake-and-a-cute

I recently showed my friends my dad's old Apple II. They promptly raged after 10 minutes of trying to figure out how to turn on the entire machine and to get it to run DOS.

Went back to the con and found the cutest mini scout and took a pic with him http://adamn-it-jensen.tumblr.com/post/86867959598/enjoy-this-pic-of-my-phantom-pain-snake-and-a-cute

Con was a load of fun! A few pics, even saw some tf2ers, I'm the delsin at the bottom http://adamn-it-jensen.tumblr.com/search/comicpalooza

So my girlfriend and I broke up... Send me the best porn you have.

I really wish that my iPod's alarm volume was not affected by my master volume. What's the point of an alarm that doesn't play if you put your music down super low so you COULD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH IT ON AGUHSDLIUFLDFHS

With all inner will left behind at the door, I have begun to sink my feet into the endless limbo that is eating raw garlic. Help me.

Sometimes I consider posting some of my original content crap here. But I don't think anyone would appreciate it.

How do I stop worrying so much about my health?

im gonna meet stan lee this weekend. das gonna be cool.

Work, painkillers, WORK dammit!

A bit from that homebrew I was working on. Subject to change n' shit. http://i.imgur.com/wPOGITC.png

29th out of 60 odd at the zone cross country, means I'm the 29th best cross country in a 50km radius that is aged 15, woo.

whoever draws me an anthro american woodcock (the bird) wins

whoever draws me an anthro american woodcock (the bird) wins

I think California is literally burning in Hell right now. Wildfire reports everywhere.

Warhammer 40k 7th Ed stuff up for pre-order. What do we think, hot or not?

Warhammer 40k 7th Ed stuff up for pre-order. What do we think, hot or not?

Note to self: sitting on a frozen Otter-pop to thaw it is very, very uncomfortable.

"Note that there is a maximum margin of 10% to the word limit. So, the total amount of words should be between 1350 and 1650 words. More or less is not allowed." What is this fuckery am I back in high school?