People fucking baffle me sometimes. So this guy comes in yesterday and he's like "Day off after a week of hard labor, figured I'd come to the mall". says he's looking for a gift for his daughter, I tell him I can help him narrow it down a bit, he basically blows me off. Whatever, it happens.
So he mentions he's a mechanic, and eventually works his way around to one of the really hard mechanical puzzles we have, I explain the deal and he's like "It amazes me people can do these but don't know how to fix their own car". Of course my automatic response is "Yep, people have different skill sets"
And he's like "No, it's the same skill set, they'd just rather sit on their ass playing with a puzzle instead of taking the time to take apart their car and learn how it works"
Then, with no hint of irony: "Anyway I got to go, I have an appointment at the Apple Store to fix my phone."