I'm pretty sure there's a portal to hell in the kitchen. Spiders of course but they're locals so that's nothing new. But ants? Rats? Stupid bugs that get in grains and shit out larvae in them?
I swear at least 30 rats have been zapped by the rat zapper or caught in rat traps - not an exaggeration either - and yet I still see those fuckers all the time and their shit all over the microwave! You really gain a new appreciation for "rat" as an insult after having them.
Got half a mind to seal off the kitchen and mix some ammonia and bleach and smoke those fuckers out. Or more likely just get a fumigation team to do that without killing myself.