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I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.
This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story. This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.
Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire. You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail. Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.