Gyokuyoutama

Morals of Lesser Known Fairy Tales:

The Brave Little Tailor: If you are an arrogant asshole, it will all work out.

Godfather Death: Death is the only thing that's fair, and fair means making lots off of people's deaths.

Old Sultan: Your best friends are the ones that will con your family for you

Snow White and Rose Red: You can't trust those money grubbing dwarves

King Thrushbeard: It doesn't matter if a beautiful woman has a bad personality, as long as you are willing to mindbreak her.

Allerleirauh: Incest is bad

How Six Men Got in the World: Germans invented the idea of a sentai team

The Spirit in the Bottle: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you spend it on your education.

Bearskin: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you don't break the rules.

The Grave-Mound: Getting lots of money from a demon is okay as long as you can trick him.

Donkey Cabbages: Nothing is impossible, as long as you keep lucking into the right magic items

The Hare and the Hedgehog: They really do all look alike and they will use that fact to defraud you

The Wedding of Mrs. Fox: Women care only about what's in your pants (i.e. your tails)