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  1. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    I've learned to accept stupid shit characters like this. How else am I supposed to be able to root for my most wanteds, Poochy, Medusa, and Captain Toad without being a hypocrite?
  2. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    It could always be a lot worse, for instance, we could have gotten Shadow the Hedgehog. And yes, the tears of the Waluigi and Ashley fans give me the energy needed to tackle a tough day! (Please don't hate on me Shadow, Waluigi, and Ashley fans!) Also I really don't want Geno or Goku. (Geno and Goku fans are free to hate on me as much as they please!)
  3. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    We keep betting on outrageous characters to get in Smash till we get it right. Here's hoping that Tetris T-Block gets in! She's like the Roy to Marth's Marth. She's a true and blue clone, and not an Echo! So that means we should all hate her in the same way we hate Dr. Mario! Boo! Isabelle sucks!
  4. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    I don't have any more money, because I too bet it all on Captain N's reveal! All I can offer now is rep.
  5. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    We'll, we didn't get any of that stuff I leaked. But Isabelle is a dog, so... Poochy confirmed?
  6. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Yes! The Smash fanbase is a bunch of little spoiled brats. (Myself included.) To be 101% honest, I'm not expecting a whole lot of Smash stuff to be revealed tomorrow. But we're still totally gonna get Ridley's Rampage.
  7. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Psst! Using my secret inside sources, my guy was able to capture some exclusive footage from tomorrow's Nintendo Direct! (But don't tell anybody 'cause I'd probably, like, go to jail or something.) And those are all the sneaky leaky images that I currently have right now... Are they fake? NO! Are they blurred to hide my bad image editing abilities? NO! Are they gonna get revealed tomorrow? YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR! Anywho, I'll see you all tomorrow after the Direct. Or maybe I'll just go and decide to disappear and spread fake leaks elsewhere. Until then, this is LeakerAIDS Monkey, signing out!
  8. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Yup. But my last post was more for venting my rage at the out-of-hand Smash leaks than it was about my hype for the direct!
  9. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Goodness me! My silly YouTube Recommendations keep sending me fake Smash Ultimate leaks. They just won't go away!! Well, now it's MY TURN to leak some fake bullshit for tomorrow's direct! My sources say that we will be receiving 6 new characters and 13 echos! (I know Sakurai said that we shouldn't expect too much, but he was trolling.) The details I have received are a bit hard to decipher, (I won't put the details here in order to avoid the Nintendo Ninjas from strangling me) but I have deduced that the direct will go as follows. The direct will open with the reveal Ashley from Wario Ware, who's totally playable, despite an assist trophy. (She hasn't appeared on the Smash website yet, so they're saving her for the fighters tab.) Then they will proceed to reveal the all new echos Pajama Sam, Spy Fox, and Putt-Putt! Then they'll take a break from all the characters and announce the return of Smash Tour!! Then, the screen will go black and a lone, blue eyeball will appear, announcing the new echo fighters... Sans Undertale! Then Sakurai will bless us with THREE ALL-NEW, BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN: Banjo, Steve from Minecraft, and that guy from Halo as the Microsoft reps! Then there a brief interlude where the actual direct appears. It'll only last a minute or so, because we all know the bulk of it is going to Smash. The direct will return to a slew of all new Pokemon echos! Poliwrath, Gothitelle, Team Rocket, and Ultra Necrozma! Then Sakurai will show up and talk about Assist Trophies. I don't have a lot of info on this, but I do know that fan favorites Geno, Isaac, Phoenix Wright, and a Xenomorph will make appearances as Assists! Then another trailer begins with the reveal of new fighter, Captain N The Game Master! In his trailer he beats up a series a famous Nintendo villains Black Shadow, Medusa, Skull Kid, and Tom Nook! (All echos.) Then Sakurai will bid us goodbye and the direct will end. Or will it?!? No, like always he will have one more goodie in store for us... An all new trailer begins showing a happy world, seemingly made of yarn. The camera pans across the beautiful wonderland, and takes focus on a dinosaur creature and his dog. That's where our two NEW reps receive their splash art! Poochy: Ain't Stupid, and Yarn Yoshi: Is Stupid! (Poochy being a new character, and Yarn Yoshi being an echo of Cloud.) The two heroes go out to battle foes, and we are shown some hype gameplay. Then the trailer ends with a shot of AN EVEN BIGGER RIDLEY beginning to wreak havoc upon Yoshi's Woolly Town. (Bigger Ridley will serve as the final boss of the much anticipated Spirits Mode, a filler name for Ridley's Rampage.) Then the direct will really end. Also, I saw something about Goku, but I was too busy fangasming over Poochy and Ridley Mode to pay attention to it. So I'll just let you all speculate that one. In all, about 33 of the 35 minutes will be dedicated to Smash reveals. Anyway, that's all my sources were able to get ahold of. Tune in next time as I leak the reveal of Pepsi-Man! Until next time time, this is LeakerAIDS Monkey, signing out!
  10. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Upon rewatching the trailer for Simon, I took notice of a very peculiar figure. It seems that our buddy Luigi was attacked by none other than my waifu, Medusa! Though she ain't playable, this, in my humble opinion, has gotta be the best thing to come outta the direct! A surge of Medusa porn is on its way, guys. And I'm totally on board with it! Not to mention that, with the arrival of Castlevania's Medusa, we are one step closer to Kid Icarus's Medusa becoming playable! (Whom just happens to be my most wanted character, other than perhaps Poochy...) It's a bit of a stretch, but she's totally gonna get in as an echo of Palutena, utilizing all of Palutena's old custom moves from SSB4 that she's not allowed to use anymore. I can only dream!!!
  11. LordAIDS Monkey

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    What four goofballs would bet against K. Rool getting in? He was an obvious pick from the start, that was long overdue! That being said, he's by far the greatest character reveal this far.
  12. LordAIDS Monkey

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Here I am reviving this dead thread o' mine! Daddy Sakurai has blessed us with five beautiful children! None of them were on my list, (but I totally knew they were getting in anyways...) Simon seems like a pretty cool dude. I've never played Castlevania, but I know enough to know it's got some sweet tunes, and he's also brought along his DRACULA STAGE BOSS FRIEND! He also brought along some other loser friend of his who isn't hype in the slightest, to me anyways. Chrom and Dark Samus were pretty obvious echo fighters. But they're pretty cool I guess. But none can compare to the FINAL, ULTIMATE REVEAL of our very own, King K. Rool! Do you know what this means?! Finally I can play as a big fat croco-man! By far the best thing to come outta this direct. Except for maaaybe the return of Fountain of Dreams. Anywho, I'm still waiting with fingers crossed for my Poochy reveal.
  13. LordAIDS Monkey

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    But would there be aliens?
  14. LordAIDS Monkey

    New TF2 Update Idea: The Mann Con Update!

    Because Valve doesn't want to make updates. They want to make money.
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