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Guy would buy one and then "test" it. Then he'd like it so much he'd keep it for himself.

Boys BOYS THEY KILLED INSIDER INFO IT'S OVER GAME'S FINISHED, SHE'S DONE, PACK UP AND GO HOME Also they apparently "fixed" Hoxton's voicelines when you play as him so now all you hear is "DOWN" and "GET DOWN" rather than "WAS COOKIN OR ERE AY". Well they still play during an assault at least, so maybe they didn't fix them.

Kay tried to watch me play shit and my ping shot up to 1750 and the broadcast didn't even start for him. Thanks Clearwire.

Watching e-sports is just like watching regular sports except nobody suffers cool injuries. Why even bother?

Yeah, it's a silenced Thanatos without a scope.

Spoiler Me. Thanks for calling RadioShack, this is Jon. How may I help you? Old man. Jon, is it? Me. Yep. Old man. Well, I got a joke for you, would you like to hear it? Me. Sure. Old man. Well, they call it the World Wide Web, is that right? Me. They do. Old man. Now, would that make Bill Gates the spider? Me. I guess it would! Old man. Well, that's all. I just thought of that joke, and I thought, "who might get a kick out of that?" And I figured y'all at the RadioShack would get a kick out of it. Me. I loved it. Old man. Take care now. Source

What the FUCK is a .gifv?

Phil Fish's one thing he'll be remembered for, if anyone remembers him at all. Get ready to SUCK HIS DICK and CHOKE ON IT.

http://en.specwar.info/TTT_and_S/enc_A-E.php "Canary. Slang for a hostage. Chicken Plate. Slang for the ceramic or steel disk that fits inside a bullet-proof vest. The plate, which is positioned over the heart, is designed to withstand hits from high-calibre bullets. Dry Hole. An empty room or structure." These actually make sense now.

That should be our motto.

Knowing Overkill the Candy Cane would be the best new "fast and light" weapon like the Trench Knife and the Shank before it.

You forgot the simplest and best one.

Oh fuck Raz what are you planning?

I can't tell if this post is a joke or serious. I'm always serious.