Raison d'être

Finally save up enough to craft a second copy of a legendary.

Find out it's been restricted to one per deck.

How the heck's everyone doing? It's been too long

Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.

The most useful ability that the internet has taught me is how to defocus my eyes at will.

JFK's assassination is the Fortnite of conspiracy theories.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Huh, Youtube is down. RIP police departments being called by idiots.

Researching the early history of virtual youtubing is like descending into a fever dream.

Researching the early history of virtual youtubing is like descending into a fever dream.

Just in case I never get the chance to, I just want all of you to know that

TOMMY PROVOLONE

You ever just remember an old forum you used to frequent exists and check it out, only to probably forget about it the next day and not look at it again for another three years?

Time to reinstall Deus Ex again!

Jaydor did nothing wrong.

NVIDIA just released the specs of the GTX 1180... holy shit.

NVIDIA just released the specs of the GTX 1180... holy shit.

Si, pero llámame Dante, el exterminador de demonios.

Here are some of my favorite images I have: https://imgur.com/a/dxgEwFv

I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

We've updated our privacy policy.

I have to learn Polish so that I can stay up to date with the Heroes 3 modding community.

Sometimes I wonder if the sounds I hear are gunshots or transformers exploding. Either way it's a reason to move.

Of course there's always the third option - people shooting open the transformers for mineral oil.

I might have broken everything again.

What's the minimum number of hours of sleep you need before you die?

Imagine your girlfriend or whatnot is laughing at something on her phone. Like hysterically. You don't know what it is, but you know that whatever it is, it's REALLY fuckin funny. She calls you over to look at it. She turns her phone to you, and you see this: 

What would you do?