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  1. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    the ride never ends
  2. <Witty Name>

    Witty Name's Choose Your Own Wittyventure: The Wittying

    You necro the thread, having discovered it while looking for an awful SBAHJ comic you made. You are uncertain if you want to continue the story, however. It was very silly.
  3. Because azidoazides aren't enough- azidoazide AZIDES!

  4. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    PRESS F TO FEEL HUMAN EMOTION
  5. Hey kids, want to prank someone? Mix ammonia and iodine, then pour it on their front walk and let it dry! Fun for all!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I like witty's prank better.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I did a prank like Brain's once except that it involved an assault rifle

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      I once had a chemistry lesson in a lab where people had just made nitrogen triiodide, every now and then there would be a SNAP from somewhere across the room. Good ol' last weeks of school.

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  6. <Witty Name>

    New Forum Bug List

    I had no issue changing my profile picture. It was a 155kb PNG.
  7. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Were they both frags or one frag + one smoke? I don't remember Good point. I think we need double barrel grenade launchers.
  8. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    You forgot the underbarrel grenade launcher attached to the underbarrel shotgun attached to the underbarrel grenade launcher
  9. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    New asset: Wick Randomly rides through the level on a motorcycle, gunning down SWATs with akimbo Chimano Customs add it
  10. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Wick is still not a crew member. He would be a crew member if he actually felt like a member of the crew instead of being a character who neither looks nor sounds like who he was supposed to be and wasn't shoehorned in with the grace and subtlety of a dump truck crashing into a lake. I mean, I've warmed up to him a bit now (I don't want to KICK THE WICK), but he still feels out of place. I'm pretty sure Overkill could fix that with a few tweaks- giving him a better backstory, making his dialogue less obnoxious (quiet and calm he is not), and so forth.
  11. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Wick is not a crew member. You have all the masks.
  12. It turns out my name was ALWAYS SPOOKY

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The spooking has just begun

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      but without my vampire lord powers I am vulnerable to getting spooked! D:

  13. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    >not using an OPERATOR weapon why are you even playing Loud Gruber actually looks interesting; it has a MASSIVE amount of ammo and a good magazine size. Trigger Happy gives you a lot of extra damage.
  14. If you eat too much candy you'll EXPLODE!

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      That sounds like a CHALLENGE TO ME

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      RIP in peace Guy 923 Oct. 31st, 2014

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And then he came back as a SKELETON!!!!!!

      *sound of a million pants being scared off you*

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  15. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    oh my
  16. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Turns out it was getting blocked- probably Ghostery. I have acquired the facial accessories.
  17. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    It also did that for me, you just had to check the square and you did the Captcha. I don't see a square
  18. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    I can't seem to get the masks. It asks me to complete a reCaptcha challenge, but none appears.
  19. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    >gensec taser >gray colored armor >has the voice of the main character from Hatred t-thanks
  20. How long WOULD it take to cook Ariel with a blowtorch? Let's find out!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I have plenty of ways to get a blowtorch, someone find me an Ariel

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      next time on mythbusters

  21. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Dead Spice 1 loses the horror element once you realize everything is a closet monster and the fully upgraded pistol is OP. J-just let me pretend that at least one of the games is scary ;_;
  22. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I might try Dead Space. I also have Dead Space 3, but I want to play a horror game, not a third person shooter drenched in marinara sauce
  23. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Yes. Disable your hacks and just play like you are intended to until you find all the mods. Once you have 2 of each they stop dropping, unless you use the Offshore Casino with at least one secured card. Also I just read what Goonmod does. Holy shit Guy, do you only play with everything being handed to you in a silver platter? You play with almost all the crutches available, I mean, really, several Hud mods, interaction mods, weapon mod mods... Also Halloween was announced. List of things in increasing order of badness: Stealing candy from small children Robbing a convenience store Shooting your best friend Actually being Hitler Defending the card drop system Guynet
  24. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Pretty much
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