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  1. <Witty Name>

    Man Kills Woman Then Posts it 4chan

    This website is where hackers sent BOMB THREATS to AIRLINES!
  2. <Witty Name>

    Man Kills Woman Then Posts it 4chan

    jesus christ that's abysmally stupid "Someone from 4chan committed a crime!" "Someone from Oklahoma committed a crime!" "Someone from Earth committed a crime!" "Someone who committed a crime committed a crime!" at this point she is either a troll or a poster child for logical fallacies
  3. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    From my understanding it's more of an arena shooter (focused on movement) than previous CoD titles.
  4. <Witty Name>

    Doctor Who

    There also weren't any thermal drills. Moffat clearly doesn't know how to rob banks.
  5. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    the ride never ends
  6. <Witty Name>

    Witty Name's Choose Your Own Wittyventure: The Wittying

    You necro the thread, having discovered it while looking for an awful SBAHJ comic you made. You are uncertain if you want to continue the story, however. It was very silly.
  7. Because azidoazides aren't enough- azidoazide AZIDES!

  8. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    PRESS F TO FEEL HUMAN EMOTION
  9. Hey kids, want to prank someone? Mix ammonia and iodine, then pour it on their front walk and let it dry! Fun for all!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I like witty's prank better.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I did a prank like Brain's once except that it involved an assault rifle

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      I once had a chemistry lesson in a lab where people had just made nitrogen triiodide, every now and then there would be a SNAP from somewhere across the room. Good ol' last weeks of school.

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  10. <Witty Name>

    New Forum Bug List

    I had no issue changing my profile picture. It was a 155kb PNG.
  11. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Were they both frags or one frag + one smoke? I don't remember Good point. I think we need double barrel grenade launchers.
  12. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    You forgot the underbarrel grenade launcher attached to the underbarrel shotgun attached to the underbarrel grenade launcher
  13. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    New asset: Wick Randomly rides through the level on a motorcycle, gunning down SWATs with akimbo Chimano Customs add it
  14. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Wick is still not a crew member. He would be a crew member if he actually felt like a member of the crew instead of being a character who neither looks nor sounds like who he was supposed to be and wasn't shoehorned in with the grace and subtlety of a dump truck crashing into a lake. I mean, I've warmed up to him a bit now (I don't want to KICK THE WICK), but he still feels out of place. I'm pretty sure Overkill could fix that with a few tweaks- giving him a better backstory, making his dialogue less obnoxious (quiet and calm he is not), and so forth.
  15. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Wick is not a crew member. You have all the masks.
  16. It turns out my name was ALWAYS SPOOKY

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The spooking has just begun

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      but without my vampire lord powers I am vulnerable to getting spooked! D:

  17. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    >not using an OPERATOR weapon why are you even playing Loud Gruber actually looks interesting; it has a MASSIVE amount of ammo and a good magazine size. Trigger Happy gives you a lot of extra damage.
  18. If you eat too much candy you'll EXPLODE!

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      That sounds like a CHALLENGE TO ME

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      RIP in peace Guy 923 Oct. 31st, 2014

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And then he came back as a SKELETON!!!!!!

      *sound of a million pants being scared off you*

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  19. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    oh my
  20. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Turns out it was getting blocked- probably Ghostery. I have acquired the facial accessories.
  21. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    It also did that for me, you just had to check the square and you did the Captcha. I don't see a square
  22. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    I can't seem to get the masks. It asks me to complete a reCaptcha challenge, but none appears.
  23. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    >gensec taser >gray colored armor >has the voice of the main character from Hatred t-thanks
  24. How long WOULD it take to cook Ariel with a blowtorch? Let's find out!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I have plenty of ways to get a blowtorch, someone find me an Ariel

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      next time on mythbusters

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