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Moby

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  1. Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a girl?

  2. It feels like Monday.

  3. It feels like Monday.

  4. why in god's name does anybody still use tinypic

  5. friendly reminder that anything that isn't skim milk a shit

  6. I kind of like my gross Russian beard guy avatar, should I keep it

  7. I have 1 kilorep.

  8. Hey kids, want to prank someone? Mix ammonia and iodine, then pour it on their front walk and let it dry! Fun for all!

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Its actually so unstable that it can go off with small vibrations, sun, wind, the weight of a feather, if someone just looks weird at it or for no reason at all.

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  9. AP Calculus, why must you be so ridiculously difficult?

    1. Moby

      Moby

      I have Calculus this bimester too and I'm looking at the homework and being like wut

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  10. Two people have called me Yoda, today.

  11. So apparently my homecoming invitation was a week-long "joke" that about 12 people knew of and played along. I can assure everyone I'm not laughing.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Emotinal injury, intentional infliction of emotional distress, harassment

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  12. fun fact i used to have over ten thousand posts on the roblox forums

  13. I'm new in town.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Yeah, like you posted the other 4 times.

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  14. My Wisdom teeth are coming out, so my skull feels like it's under hella pressure. It's a fucking chore to concentrate.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      From months to years.

      Mine are slooooowly getting out since 2 years ago, the pain doesnt lasts long, but sometimes there is a tiny bit of blood.

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  15. My Wisdom teeth are coming out, so my skull feels like it's under hella pressure. It's a fucking chore to concentrate.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Wait until they start to rip your flesh.

      I need to get all 5 removed or some messed shit will happen with my other teeth.

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  16. I MADE A SANDWICH WITH ENTIRE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES IN PLACE OF BUNS I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

  17. Yesterday I bought Donkey Kong 64 for ten bucks. Time for the DK crew rap

  18. Who is John Galt?

  19. My steam got stuck as "playing Skullgirls" yesterday, and it is now still stuck like that...after closing everything Steam related on task bar, as well as after shutting down the computer.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      I must stop playing Skullgirls, said Killa

      No Killa, you are the Skullgirls

      Then Killa was Marie

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  20. Snoop Dog invested into Reddit. Snoop literally owns part of /r/montageparodies now.

  21. Snoop Dog invested into Reddit. Snoop literally owns part of /r/montageparodies now.

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