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You know what you find a lot of in horse stables? Shit. Just saying.

​I would vote for his toupee for president.

I've got a guy with four kids. He's my security guard.

Dota > CS: GO > LoL fixed.

I've never been in a dorm, but I remember hearing from some guy behind wallgreens that if you chop the head off of the coolest person in the dorm you assume his rank and position. If people question your authority and/or call the cops just strip down, butter yourself up, and slip n slide through the hallway. With luck, your roommates will join in and you'll be the most radical person in school. Too radical for the cops to touch. You'll also get all of the pussy, but that can backfire because you need to find some place to put a litter box.

no i mean yes

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great, more weebs

>Vita Just jam stakes into your retinas for twice the fun.

You're all fucking jealous

/g/ pls go

​Just pick her up with your harley and ride past her mothers house blasting black sabbath. Make sure to remove your muffler for extra effect.

DiRT Rally is pretty good. We rally now

DiRT Rally is pretty okay. Not the type of game I'd have spent money on, but I got it with my GPU so hey, why not.

Hatred Guy did nothing wrong

​They do late night T.V. commercials on major channels over here. First time I saw the commercial I laughed for a solid twenty minutes. Even better is they felt it necessary to change their slogan from "life is short, have an affair" to some trite about fixing broken marriages.

There isn't actually 37 million users. Most of those accounts are fake.

updoot

I saw the minion movie with my cousins (they are, like, 6), and it's actually not terrible. It's not GOOD, but it's not terrible. so yeah, don't waste your money. That being said, the marketing has been fucking disgusting. I hope whoever is behind it is forced to buy every licensed product and eat every licensed food every day for the rest of his life. Then every Saturday he has to spend all 24 hours watching the minions movie, so he never has time to see his family.

​math =/= cats

The Terrarian is not Meowmere and therefore is shit.

that feel when you go from an okay laptop to a mid-range gaming PC that can play every modern game. that feel when you built it yourself that feel when you chose the parts (with help) that feel when you bought it with money you earned that feel when

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