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Expresate

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  1. I find it amusing you're defending texas of all places. This is the equivalent of the kid getting suspended for the gun shaped poptart.
  2. Expresate

    *name here* the Hedgehog

    my favorite are the ones that still say "MALE BASE" in the image. Also, this Spoiler
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    *name here* the Hedgehog

    Spoiler I can smell the angst
  4. subSPUF, stop playing with my emotions

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      but expresan we love you ;_;

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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    You know, Hatred seems to have fun game mechanics. It's a shame the developers decided to make it just to be as edgy as (in)humanly possible.
  6. Expresate

    Welcome Back

    thank mr amdin
  7. guys, what if it was silent

    1. Paero

      Paero

      LOL WHY IS HE CALLED SILENT IF YOU CAN SEE HIM?

    2. Silent

      Silent

      why does she wear glasses if shes deaf

    3. Paero

      Paero

      can she really talk to jesus?

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  8. Paranoid Schizophrenia? If so, I hope he gets help. How he acted, he doesn't seem like a bad guy at all. If it was Schizophrenia. The first two comments are some kid saying he was probably there to unveil some huge government conspiracy, and the reply was "you are awake." They both have likes. Never change, internet. ... ohgoditakethatbackpleasechangesoon
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    XYTWO memorial act thread

    Paul "Expresate" Graham - British Columbia, Canada I wish I had the money to donate, but I'm afraid I don't. If I can help in some other way, shoot me a PM.
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    Even after witnessing a cat's daredevil lightning-fast reflex speeds in slow motion, all I can think is LOOK AT DE KIDDY :3. Relevant
  11. ever get one of those days where you can't feel your kidney

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      unfortunately unlike the previous status update I don't have an applicable Arc-V webm

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      all the time

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      um no christ there must be something terrible wrong if that's happening

  12. Expresate

    Payday General

    Any chance the new guns could have situational use? I wasn't expecting them to be direct upgrades to everything else. The rifle seems sexy.
  13. So am I, like, subspufs prophet now

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      It has always been verumae and still is

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      prophesy something for me

    3. Paero

      Paero

      FO' IN THE MORNING

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  14. I am text block.

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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    You've answered your own question. What, Valve game control loves tits? >Implying valve game control exists Wait, like, a licensed Total War game? Made by the main studio? ..... PRAISE
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    it would be funny if it had any basis in reality 3/10
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    Payday General

    Well, good for him for reforming. Still a shithead for robbing a bank. But still, he reformed. That's cool, though.
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    The IT thread.

  19. Expresate

    Payday General

    That comment section, though. The Payday community is cancer.
  20. Bacon is at risk? Why is the internet not standing up for this injustice?
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    THE MOST IMPORTANT DEBATE OF ALL TIME

    It's jiff, god dammit.
  22. SPUFPOWERED COURT GLOBAL DISPUTE Exprespooky Plaintiff, vs. Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie Defendants. COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND JURISDICTION AND VENUE Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum RulesVenue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum.PARTIES Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum beforeDefendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staffGENERAL ALLEGATIONS Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered"Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned themeTheme contains shock images (skeletal figure)Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to PlaintiffIn doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree.COUNT 1 VIOLATION OF RULE 2 Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus;Defendants are most assuredly douchebagsCOUNT 2 VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4 Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein.Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden contentCOUNT 3 Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking imagesPlaintiff is now too afraid to leave housePlaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts.COUNT 4 Misuse of Staff Authority Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff. WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief: Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff;The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature;An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public;An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees;Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants;Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; andsuch other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate. DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint. Dated, October 8th, 2014 Exprespooky Exprespooky, Plaintiff
  23. Apparently someone from seemingly the same group killed a policewoman in a suburb as well. 2015 EVERYONE. BRAVE NEW WORLD. We don't have any French subspufers do we?
  24. http://zeenews.india.com/news/uttar-pradesh/bsp-leader-haji-yakub-qureshi-booked-for-defending-paris-terror-attack_1527225.html Said politician was arrested for being an asshole. Good to see justice isn't completely dead.
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