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Paranoid Schizophrenia? If so, I hope he gets help. How he acted, he doesn't seem like a bad guy at all. If it was Schizophrenia. The first two comments are some kid saying he was probably there to unveil some huge government conspiracy, and the reply was "you are awake." They both have likes. Never change, internet. ... ohgoditakethatbackpleasechangesoon

Even after witnessing a cat's daredevil lightning-fast reflex speeds in slow motion, all I can think is LOOK AT DE KIDDY :3. Relevant

yes

Any chance the new guns could have situational use? I wasn't expecting them to be direct upgrades to everything else. The rifle seems sexy.

You've answered your own question. What, Valve game control loves tits? >Implying valve game control exists Wait, like, a licensed Total War game? Made by the main studio? ..... PRAISE

it would be funny if it had any basis in reality 3/10

Well, good for him for reforming. Still a shithead for robbing a bank. But still, he reformed. That's cool, though.

That comment section, though. The Payday community is cancer.

Bacon is at risk? Why is the internet not standing up for this injustice?

It's jiff, god dammit.

SPUFPOWERED COURT GLOBAL DISPUTE Exprespooky Plaintiff, vs. Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie Defendants. COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND JURISDICTION AND VENUE Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum RulesVenue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum.PARTIES Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum beforeDefendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staffGENERAL ALLEGATIONS Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered"Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned themeTheme contains shock images (skeletal figure)Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to PlaintiffIn doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree.COUNT 1 VIOLATION OF RULE 2 Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus;Defendants are most assuredly douchebagsCOUNT 2 VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4 Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein.Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden contentCOUNT 3 Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking imagesPlaintiff is now too afraid to leave housePlaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts.COUNT 4 Misuse of Staff Authority Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff. WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief: Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff;The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature;An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public;An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees;Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants;Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; andsuch other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate. DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint. Dated, October 8th, 2014 Exprespooky Exprespooky, Plaintiff

Apparently someone from seemingly the same group killed a policewoman in a suburb as well. 2015 EVERYONE. BRAVE NEW WORLD. We don't have any French subspufers do we?

http://zeenews.india.com/news/uttar-pradesh/bsp-leader-haji-yakub-qureshi-booked-for-defending-paris-terror-attack_1527225.html Said politician was arrested for being an asshole. Good to see justice isn't completely dead.

This forum is actually far more diverse than it seemed. Weird.

So a bunch of journalists get murdered, but the part that ruins your whole year is when someone calls out the irrational system of belief that helped cause it? It maaay be time to reevaluate your priorities. unless you actually meant to refer to the attack in general in which case carry on. Yes, you were mistaken.

I wish I could post Oglaf here. Don't look at me like that. I, uh, read it for the articles.

On that note, good to know 2015 is going to be just as shit as 2014. I almost had hope for a second.

Gigolo, if you're gunna be a dick to Muslims, be a dick to all religious people at the same time. Most "holy books" have similar passages. There's over a billion muslims on this planet, and the vast majority would never do this.