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I'm wondering whether I should do an AMA. I dunno.

I have finally freed myself from the bonds of iTunes. Now to get an Android.

...what the FUCK, family guy.

Nuu iTouch 5 get

Life's been hell recently. Dealing with anxiety and a breakdown of sorts. I'm sure some of you have gone through similar things in the past. How do you deal with them?

So I'm in Florida this week. I've appointed Rammite as my secretary while I'm out. Oh, and I deleted everyone's rep, whoops.

Caffinated shampoo has become essential to normal function for me.

TOMMY PROVOLONE

I miss Justagigolo. I miss him so much guys. He was the hero Subspuf needed.

I made a persuasive argument about why I shouldn't be made to do persuasive arguments.

If I ever have kids, I'm showing them Star Wars in the Machete Order. They're never even going to know that there was an "Episode I".

Name my genitals.

time to gather another 300 dollars for an adam jensen cosplay woooooooooooooooooo

Name my firstborn son

Name my next SPUF alt.

I just made my 2500th post on SPUF yay

Anyone wanna buy some corn?

Alright everyone, get in the car. We're going to Vegas to hunt down Corv.

Alright everyone, get in the car. We're going to Vegas to hunt down Corv.

I just got the bandages on my finger removed today. A finger with stitches and a pin in it looks nasty. Anyway, I now have a special splint, and have entered the physical therapy stage of my treatment.

Subspuf makes a story, status update edition. One word per comment, It'll end at... eventually. I'll start. The

WHY THE HELL IS IT SNOWING.

HOLY FUCK 6.79

a-anyone got any crack? What? I-i'm not high you're high