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  1. Simon

    I need a caption for my new avatar, any ideas?

    1. Simon

      Simon

      Procession, what?

       

      Jordax that is cruel and/or unusual to me, so no.

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  2. General DeGroot

    When you're criticised for being short, they're really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you

    1. Simon

      Simon


      I too read r/showerthoughts

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  3. Simon


    you are like some whole new tier of shitposter

    1. Simon

      Simon

      honestly i'm more impressed than anything

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  4. Simon

    jesus christ brain what are you doing

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you stop that right now

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  5. Arm the Homeless

    hey you watcha gunna do hey you watcha gunna do

    1. Simon

      Simon

      when they come for you

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  6. tsc

    tsc

    Rule 5.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      remember rule 20?

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  7. <Witty Name>

    I'm getting my wisdom teeth yanked in a few weeks. What should I build in Minecraft while the painkillers are wearing off?

    1. Simon

      Simon

      a giant tooth

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  8. tam

    tam

    Believe it!

    1. Simon

      Simon

      'TTEBAYO

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  9. A 1970 Corvette

    fill in the blanks: rin is best ____

    1. Simon

      Simon

      fate girl

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  10. A 1970 Corvette

    cheese singles that are all individually wrapped can be shuffled very easily

    1. Simon

      Simon

      plastic wrapped in plastic

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  11. alexgndl

    Rip Leonard Nimoy.We're all Trekkie's today.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      God DAMMIT.

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  12. John Caveson

    There is always a time for dank memes. Now, is not one of those times.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      there may be a day when the dank memes of man fail us

      but it is not this day

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  13. tam

    tam

    badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

    1. Simon

      Simon

      mushroom

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  14. Skye
    http://wooosh.me/
    1. Simon

      Simon

      okaythen

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  15. Paero

    Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      incorrect

      the saltiest region on earth is tumblr

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  16. Verumae

    I had sushi for the first time today

    1. Simon

      Simon

      >fuck sushi

      well fuck you too, verumae

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  17. Arm the Homeless

    Petition to replace Guy with Tyrone

    1. Simon

      Simon

      guyrone

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  18. Arm the Homeless

    RIP Simon's status update

    1. Simon

      Simon

      :C

  19. Veez

    people are talking about how its snowing like hell, and here i am with 70 degrees

    1. Simon

      Simon

      i hate you

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  20. Guy923

    WHAT'S YER OFFER?

    1. Simon

      Simon

      ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴀʙ

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  21. John Caveson

    *poke*

    1. Simon

      Simon

      badaladaladalada

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  22. Simon

    my god, the seahawks are shitting the bed right now and it is blorious

    1. Simon

      Simon

      *glorious

      i'm keeping that typo because it's funny

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  23. Binary

    It was Witty's idea.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      WHAT DID YOU DO

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  24. A 1970 Corvette

    God dammit Ivan we run out of vodka before year starts new

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you see ivan when you become the vodka you get drunk in a different sense

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  25. Arm the Homeless
    http://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/
    1. Simon

      Simon

      i will burn your family and kill your house

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