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Everything posted by A 1970 Corvette
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Due to my caretaker's general laziness in grocery shopping, the only thing left in the house are cans of refried beans. I'm getting pretty damn good at working them into everything I eat, at least.
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Raz, I don't know how they do things over in Europeland, but here in America it is customary to be sent to live with a family of eagles on your 15th birthday.
The mother eagle is referred to as your "caretaker", and she plays a vital role in filling you with the xenophobic patriotism that will guide you throughout your life.
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Oh my god the SPUFurb subforum updated and I CAN'T MARK IT AS READ BECAUSE I CAN'T ACCESS IT SO NOW THERE'S A RANDOM FORUM AT THE BOTTOM THAT WILL FOREVER BE "NEW" OH MY GOD WHY
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Right before urblog mk 5 was locked, I learned that I used more pinkhearts than anyone else. Maybe I should stop being such a pottymouth.
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You guys all suck so I'm extending the avatar-challenge to when I wake up from my nap. Same as I said before, second to last post with an image becomes my avatar. Remember to ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE ME IMAGES.
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I'm going to be leaving for school soon. When I return, the second-to-last comment on this status will be made my avatar (same rules as last time, no porn and it must be direct link). See you guys in 9 or so hours.
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Oh hey, cookies from my eldest brother's girlfriend. Way better than ANYONE I know's cookies. Especially a certain 3-d shape.