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  1. Greetings once again, my friends! After re-reading the Original Definitive SPUF Users Tier List, I realized that it wasn’t quite as definitive as I had claimed! And if you know me, you know I’m not one to spread lies on the internet! So I have decided that a revision of the original SPUF Users Tier List is the only way that I can redeem myself! So now, I, Primal Phoenix, bring to you the Definitive SPUF Users Tier List: Revised Edition! This time around, I’ve included 30 of the little suckers, so you shitpost chasers are in for a real treat! (Disclaimer: Years of studying went into the making of this list, as evidenced by my degree in MLMology. Therefore, everything said in this list is indisputable! Also, I was gonna make my own post for this list, but then I got too lazy. So instead I stole some post from the internet!)

     

    30 - Silent

     

    29 - TheOnlyGuyEver

     

    28 - Frog girl

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      No TOGE, Aids Monkey made a SPUF user list disguised as a Touhou list.  I just translated it from weeb speak.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      being untiered only means that you get surprise factor when you burst into the meta

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Someday I will oversee a wargame to determine this once and for all.

       

      With basic rules provided from Ironclaw, dominion rules provided from Birthright, combat decided by Basic D&D companion rules and art provided by BESM first edition.

  2. Fuck u cunts

     

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      This offends me on a primal level.

  3. If I wasn't such a shining example of a human being I'd tell all of you here exactly what I thought of you.

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Always good to remember meme history, lest we meme repeat it.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      mister phoenix, your shitpost has all the momentum of a runaway train. what is your secret?

    4. Paero

      Paero

      this guy called me a bitch ban him RIGHT NOW

  4. If you're not a P R I M A L gamer don't even fucking look at me.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      H E Y    G A M E R S 

    2. Silent

      Silent

      Great post, but is there a subspuffer that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH d4mo? Let alone defeat him.
      And I'm not talking about Amateur Professional TF2 Player d4mo. I'm not even talking about Primally Offended Amateur Professional TF2 Player d4mo.
      I'm definitely NOT Talking about (Former) Primally Offended Amateur Professional TF2 Player d4mo, at probable maximum reading comprehension, playing on his dps account while bumping a six month old politics thread.
      I'm talking about Retracted Remunerated (Former) Primally Offended Amateur Professional TF2 Player d4mo, at maximum reading comprehension, activating Winston ultimate on his dps account while bumping a thousand year old politics thread to flame a racially charged post at the risk of his own banishment while also simultaneously questioning the identity of another poster.

  5. I honestly can't believe how much of a PLEB Christie Campbell is. 

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