Arm the Homeless

Pretty sure that's because lasers give you an idea of where the crosshair would be instead of having to guess it. Aaaand Crimefest is now part of Dreamhack. Goddamnit Overkill, making me have to decide on whether I want to watch CS:GO or Crimefest

Naruto is actually fucking ending in their November issue. IT'S HAPPENING

I go R93 + Loco. R93 basically can take care of all specials on Overkill and the Loco is just for steamrolling SWATs. I like using Loco for tanking against the Commissar at the end. Provided that you have at least one other guy there with you or you have ICTV, you should be able to tank the guy. Also, I've gotten to the point where I can speedrun both days, clearing out gas stations by the beginning of the build up stage on Day 1 and moving onto starting the car just about as assault starts to pick up. I also can consistently get the Walk Faster achieve on Day 2 with the magic of memorizing maze combos.

Play Sniper, get Phase Boots, Mask of Madness, and Drums of Endurance and carry the team with a streamroller that never ends.

Would be useful if I actually knew the series. and if i didnt already see the joke

Some guy posted a little plea for extra people to join on /r/steam. By baiting them with free Payday the Heist, we got 25k people to join and now we only need 49.5k.

Im going to have to buy a 3DS one day. Is there anything I need to know about 3DS vs XL? Or should I just wait until whatever new thing they're making?

Skyrim doesn't have a large world.

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/37477190674182947/0387954CDF27CFC05A9081D6BDE33E0BC61D8BF9/

I don't know if Heretic or Hexen had multiplayer deathmatch, but if they do, that'll be the only thing off of the top of my head.

At least he removed forced updates in the latest build.

Hoxhud lets you restart on pro heists and start the game without waiting for people to ready up >n-not cheating >i-it's just q-quality of l-life Since when was that a thing.

I bet the 1.5 mil mark is going to be the announcement that the Payday Secret is still alive.

The Headless Dozer respawns as you kill him, so there will always be one around. As the level goes on, 2 or more start to spawn. You know, I never actually got to play the event since I joined during the summer. All I know is weird masks and cheese sandwiches everywhere.

The actual mission itself is going to be a hell of a lot easier with the Thanatos and KSP.

RIP new forum. Died to le 13 chaggit downarrow maymays

WarOwl gives quite a few tutorials on the basics of how competitive CS:GO works and the various weapons. 3kliksphillip gives more of a technical side of weapon statistics though. adreN is a former competitive ESEA player who was on Curse and iBuyPower and gives a lot of basic tutorials on map positions, AWPing, etc... Also, as far as aim goes, learn how to tapshoot. Especially when first getting used to the game, try not to fall into the habit of spraying your weapons. Arms Race doesn't help since you won't be touching most of those guns anyways. I would recommend playing online Deathmatch on a map with lots of encounter points like Dust 2 or Nuke. Learn how to use AK47, M4 of your choice, AWP, P250, CZ75, P2K/USP, and Glock. M4, AK, AWP is just the basic meta that the game revolves around, whereas the P250 and CZ75 are great eco weapon choices. The starting pistols actually pack a punch against buying players if you can connect the headshots and knowing how to use them will make getting the momentum started from pistol round or save rounds even easier. Once you get more used to weapons, you should probably learn some maps. Bots are stupidly easy, so I would say don't use them to practice unless it's basic aim practice and learning the maps. If you want to start somewhere, you'll want to learn the standard competitive maps like Dust 2, Nuke, Inferno, and Mirage. This means positions, map callouts, team strategies, nades, wallbangable areas, boosts, jumps, etc... As far as modding goes, there's the standard custom servers like Surf, BHop, Course, Deathrun, Jailbreak, etc... I personally don't find any of them too fun except for Surf, Bhop, and occasionally Scoutknivez. Here's some basic tips that'll last you a lifetime: Buy head armor Don't use Bizon Knife people for 1200 dollar kill reward Learn spray patterns Don't move and shoot Learn to jigglepeak and stutterstep 90% of the time, crouching is a bad idea