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*urge to rant about Apple intensifies*

I had a dream last night that I was playing some 3D rogue-like that was as hard as everyone says Dark Souls was. The plot was, one thousand years ago your previous incarnation (cus you had been reincarnating or some crap) had gone into this castle and killed all the goblins and their goblin king. In their wake, he left a bunch of skeletons, rotting corpses, etcetera, ripe for resurrecting, which this vengeful genie (a servant to the goblin king) had been doing, sending out his necromantic horde to raid villages and stuff. Now you have to go back into the ruined castle and kill the genie. It was fun, and I only died twice. Once because the game spawned me away from the weapons you get to start with and the second time because I had been fighting mimics and they did loads of damage, leaving me with three health when I killed them. After that, I tried to take this book, which activated these giant skulls that began shooting lasers and crap at me.

NOT MEME ENOUGH NEEDS MORE HEROES-AS-BOWLS-OF-LUKEWARM-WATER Also, anything this person draws: http://monorirogue.deviantart.com/gallery/

oh by the way I did manage to see a star war

It's looking ok I guess. The hair turned out 10/10 with the outline technique but I dunno about the face and some other parts.

OTP btw

My dreams are starting to get more and more realistic and it's honestly becoming a problem. I dreamt tonight that I was part of some kind of invasion force and I was walking about this fucking massive staging area, tons of soldiers, vehicles and equipment all over the place, everyone was running or marching off somewhere. I was looking for my group and was getting really worried that I couldn't find anyone. Then suddenly I heard someone call out "Dritte Kompanie!" which was weird because people weren't speaking German in general, it was just this guy yelling in German so far. Whatever, I had found where I needed to be, because I was third company and so I started marching towards the guy and there are a bunch of other guys who start moving in his direction as well. Eventually a large group had gathered around this guy and he yelled at us to form six even ranks. I formed up in the back rank but everyone started pushing me forward, I don't know what the fuck was happening. So I got pushed all the way to the front rank, no big deal. Then suddenly the lieutenant pointed at one of the guys in the formation and said "How do you say "Austria" in German?" The soldier he singled out didn't know and he was then told to get the fuck out of there. He then asked the question again but to everyone in the formation, rather than one guy specifically. I immediately piped up and responded "Österreich, sir!" and he was about to commend me on my answer when we suddenly noticed two guys had broken formation and were doing those really exaggerated movement patrols that royal guards and shit do. You know those really stiff and elongated movements? Yeah they were doing that right next to the formation square. At this point the lieutenant was done with our shit and just ordered us to move up, and we did. So turns out that we were already in a combat zone because as we moved further away from the main staging area, sound of artillery and general fighting could be heard. We weren't being shot at directly or anything, we could just hear it in the distance. Third company had been ordered to use a tunnel that intelligence had discovered under a farmhouse in order to get behind the enemy's fortification. They believed it was a tunnel that had been dug by partisans before the area had been lost to them. So we get to the farmhouse and the lieutenant appoints two people as sappers because apparently parts of the tunnel had collapsed and needed to be cleared with explosive charges and those two guys ran on ahead to work on the tunnel. The rest of us eventually got to the farmhouse and made halt just outside of it. After some time, the two guys appointed as sappers came back out and said that they had failed to clear the tunnel, because no one had actually brought any explosives. The lieutenant then ordered us to get in there because we would just have to dig our way through with the shovels we had. For some reason, the door to the farmhouse was partially destroyed and was being blocked by something on the other side, so everyone started doing the whole "Call of Duty vaulting over waist-high obstacles" thing to get through the partially destroyed door. Now if there's one thing I've learned in Basic is that you need to make shit as fucking simple as possible because otherwise some retards will eventually hurt themselves, so when I jumped that broken door, I immediately got some guys to help me move the shit that was on the other side so that we could actually open it. So we get the door open and the company starts pouring into the farmhouse. The lieutenant then orders us to fix bayonets because we were going into close quarters down the tunnel and we needed to be prepared for anything. Everyone immediately started fumbling with their bayonets and I remember being really puzzled at how loose and rattly my bayonet felt, even though I had attached it properly. I was getting one of the other guys to look at it when we suddenly heard someone yelling and screaming in panic down by the entrance to the tunnel. One of the other soldiers had cut his finger on his bayonet when he was trying to attach it and was now in a state of panic, insisting that we were all going to die in this war and that we should run as far away as we could right now. I turned to the lieutenant for orders on what to do with that man, but I think we had broken the lieutenant at that point, he was sobbing into his hands. That's where my dream ended.