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  1. Gyokuyoutama

    https://archive.is/5kCnS

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      oh i got a better one
      i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

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  2. hugthebed2

    tfw you become a toad twice

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      a toad?
      331794ea5ac025234078ed60d38dc088.jpg

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  3. tsc

    tsc

    semi-annual meh

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      epic

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  4. Kraszu

    Portal 2 was 10 years ago. Let that sink in.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      yeah_dont_remind_me.png

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  5. General DeGroot

    fellas, did oldSPUF ever have an Archmage MC as one of its posters? I ran into a dude named that in a 2fort server the other day and it sounded familiar + he carried a lot of the bizarre cynical elitism a lot of the old SPUFians carried

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      you're thinking of BLK_mage_ctype I think, apparently he watches DSP because i saw his name in a donation once
      it wasn't particularly one thing, it was his overall vocabulary, the choice of words matched up real well

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  6. A 1970 Corvette

    You have to play a game of Chess against the main character of the last book/movie/show you watched/read. How screwed are you?

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Depends. Does Baki apply his strategies to chess as well, or will he be a completely clueless idiot at it for comedic plot purposes?

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  7. Gyokuyoutama

    We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      return to monke

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  8. General DeGroot

    when you think about it, steve harvey is really just dr phil's b skin

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      i'm not a very original person

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  9. Gyokuyoutama

    I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

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  10. Gyokuyoutama

    When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

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  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      wish i could say the same to either statement

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  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      thanks obama

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  13. tsc

    tsc

    meh

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      HRRRMhrmm

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  14. tsc

    tsc

    meh

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      wha

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  15. General DeGroot

    nothing quite says "pandemic" like my boss at the dojo saying he might have to lay me off.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Yep. Might be the thing that gets me into a better job where I can actually have a social life again, so I welcome it.

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  16. Huff

    Backaroonie

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Or craves it. You still got any axtinguishers you didn't murder?

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  17. General DeGroot

    Decimated becomes less of an intimidating physical threat once you understand its true meaning.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Well yes, he's incapacitated, but where's the gusto in that? Now, if I were to be flayed, disemboweled, dismembered, eviscerated, ritualized, etc., I'd definitely feel at least mildly concerned for my future well-being, but just losing a tenth? Not at the same level.

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  18. hugthebed2

    any green mikus in chat

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      we call em gemposters where i'm from

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  19. Gyokuyoutama

    Superstition, fear and jelousy

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Love, sex, hate, confusion
      suffering

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  20. hugthebed2

    happy birthday l4d2

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Rest assured, everyone on oldspuf(save for that Poptarts bastard) hated Overwatch before it came out.

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  21. hugthebed2

    happy birthday l4d2

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      here's to another year of co-op gaming's biggest elitist pricks
      *crack*

      *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
      yep, they don't make em like they used to

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  22. Gyokuyoutama

    I thought people were exaggerating when they said that the Japanese writing system was intentionally designed to be obtuse.

     

    Then I discovered round katakana.

     

    1042958135_m.jpg

     

    (Maybe this should have just been a PM to Corv since he's the only one who's going to get this).

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      To think I started with Korean that has well-structured rules and simple concepts that are easy to understand

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  23. Raison d'être

    Last time an admin was online was in June.

     

    Warez thread? Warez thread.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      No mods no masters

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  24. Confusedn't

    you ever get so bored you go and make a status post on a forum you frequented when you were 15

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      we all float down here

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  25. Gyokuyoutama

    Remember, theme goes to SPUFOrange or you get grabbed by the ghoulies.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      time to bring it back
      apdes57.png

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