General DeGroot

Came back home late at night and thought that someone dumped a bunch of garbage on my driveway since as I was pulling up I could see four lumps.  As I got closer it became apparent that these were rabbits and they were strangely hesitant to get out of the way of my car (I only slowly pulled up to not hit any.)  Eventually they did get out of the way, but even when they bounded off they didn't just get out of the drive way immediately but rather bounced around in a circle for a few seconds first.

I feel like I've crossed the rabbit mafia or had the curse of El-ahrairah placed upon me or something.

BREAKING - GTA 6 CONFIRMED to have the WORST soundtrack in the series - "Holy shit," said Sam Houser, "I'm so sorry."

Turns out the machine god is real and is keeping my site's welder together.

how many stairs to you step at a time when walking up stairs

i usually skip a step

One word: Pyrokinesis.  How would you like to have that super power? I mean, you could play around in the Himalayas for hours and be perfectly fine!

Played some TF2 for old times sake.

Got some guy to key on me to the exclusion of all other players or goals by saying that gardevoir is a pleb tier pokemon.

i'm melting

 send help

MFW I switch my avatar to a furry to try to derail a conversation into further complaints about furries while claiming to want to get it back on track but it doesn't work because I'm posting on a website where everyone is too familiar with my shenanigans.

The five words that stop a bureaucracy in its tracks:

"Is that the official policy?"

Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.

I member

While you were being a respectable spessman, i was busy getting permabrigged by shitsec and boinked by admins
we are not the same

While you were being a respectable spessman, i was busy getting permabrigged by shitsec and boinked by admins
we are not the same

https://archive.is/5kCnS

tfw you become a toad twice

semi-annual meh

Portal 2 was 10 years ago. Let that sink in.

fellas, did oldSPUF ever have an Archmage MC as one of its posters? I ran into a dude named that in a 2fort server the other day and it sounded familiar + he carried a lot of the bizarre cynical elitism a lot of the old SPUFians carried

You have to play a game of Chess against the main character of the last book/movie/show you watched/read. How screwed are you?

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

when you think about it, steve harvey is really just dr phil's b skin

I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

Drinking some apple juice. Life is good 

I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.