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  1. General DeGroot

    I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Thanatos was an annoying god in Smite, but he wasn't very good if you were bad so it's alright.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Death is actually a pretty cool guy. And his cousin is a babe, you're missing out bro.

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  2. General DeGroot

    I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I know the first three numbers
    I know the first three numbers

  3. General DeGroot

    I'm on a journey to the center of three

  4. General DeGroot

    i've got a pitch for a realism-based FPS, who's interested

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Sham would be a great help with this.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Ski teams get issued amphetamines, right?

       

      Is there an achievement for getting a killing spree while ODing on them? 

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Maybe. There's plans to do somewhat-randomly generated storage caches that can give you an upper hand- everything else is at the world's mercy
      The idea is that easy mode is as a Finn, hard mode is a Russian, extremely dead mode is as an American

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  5. General DeGroot

    If I donate ~850 more coins to the Greed machine next time i play isaac, I can unlock the Keeper

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I remember farming it so I could get Holy Mantle on The Lost. Totally worth it.

      Keeper was not, however.

  6. General DeGroot

    if you speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained

  7. General DeGroot

    Info warrior, jack the hacker

  8. General DeGroot

    Jet Set Radio Future should be on PC. We need more Jet Set Radio-esque games.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Personally I preferred the prequel Jet Force Gemini

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Did Guitar Vader ever recover after losing the crucial member "random American keyboard player found in an airport"?

  9. General DeGroot

    Just so we're all in the know, the winter hunger games are liable to happen on the 22nd, with a possible break because i'm obligated to go to my dojang's christmas party. That or it won't happen because tight scheduling.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Aye-aye

  10. General DeGroot

    key lime pie ice cream is p good

  11. General DeGroot

    listening to the legend of Chris-Chan, it's fucking gold

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      Which one, this one or this one?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      this one

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

      Why are there so many full-length documentaries on this guy???

  12. General DeGroot

    lord help me i'm back on tf2's bullshit. Currently running Comanglia's toaster config and I'm only getting 30 FPS. Any suggestions?

    1. Veez

      Veez

      I've heard good things about masterconfig.

  13. General DeGroot

    make your water break in the apple store

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      how

  14. General DeGroot

    minecraft good fortnite bad please give e-money

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Vote DeGroot

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'm going to say something that may be controversial but I'm prepared to accept the backlash.

       

      Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Fortnite.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      bud lite > fort nite

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  15. General DeGroot

    most loved therefore most hated

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      degroot, where do your updates come from

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Wait And See

  16. General DeGroot

    Motherfucking JoJo reference 

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      haha xd

  17. General DeGroot

    my existence is a momentary lapse of reason

  18. General DeGroot

    My tombstone's gonna be a skeleton on fire while playing a sick guitar solo and it's going to make everyone else in the graveyard look like shit

  19. General DeGroot

    nearly 80 people used to post here... now, it's a ghost town.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      BRING BACK THE TULPA THREAD

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Hundreds baited by obvious pony threads.  I watched posters struggle to obtain worthless fireaxes by completing arbitrary challenges in a dying game.  All those moments will be gone now, like tears in the rain.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I still whack my jag every night, in remembrance of what was lost. Among other reasons.

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  20. General DeGroot

    nothing quite says "pandemic" like my boss at the dojo saying he might have to lay me off.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Dojo like karate?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Yep. Might be the thing that gets me into a better job where I can actually have a social life again, so I welcome it.

  21. General DeGroot

    Now backstroke 

  22. General DeGroot

    Odin is real and he ordered his birds to shit all over my recently-washed car

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That sounds more like something Loki would do.

  23. General DeGroot

    On the way, never call it a day

  24. General DeGroot

    Pass the sherm stick, neo-reality

  25. General DeGroot

    Picked up Dark Souls boys

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