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General DeGroot

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  1. the Mad Max video game with eurobeat puts terrible images in my head
    "My name is Max-kun, and this is my first day at Australian Wasteland High School!"

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      DID SOMEONE SAY "EUROBEAT"?

       

  2. Side effects of living may include death

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      All these status updates about death are really starting to bum me out.

  3. Literally just saw your question on my old AMA page

     

    Q: Favorite game mode besides sandbox?
    A: I never really played anything else save for a little bit of TTT, which was ok i guess
    Q: fond memories of gmod?
    A: Nah fam

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Thank god we finally tied up that loose end.

  4. poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What about pasta in general?

       

      Noodle soup that's been drained?

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      pasta defies classification and is not to be trusted

       

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Okay so poptarts and ravioli are sandwiches but they're still intrinsically the same 

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  5. if you speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained

  6. Front row at the mass games, untraceable by names

  7. soon your crew will be naming sandwiches after me, vietnamese style fool

  8. having conversations with your car alarm, when you come out your shit is gone

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      No, YOUR shit is gone.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You already posted this one though.

  9. The cray-cray ultra-contrarian

  10. Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs

  11. the table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch

  12. Don't run, you might slip

  13. teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim

  14. I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I know the first three numbers
    I know the first three numbers

  15. Prodigal - Fuck that, nautical, 

    teaching bitches how to swim

  16. shed my skin, leave it for the homeless to sleep in

  17. your bad ideas are the ATM

  18. shredded 13 times out of 11

  19. got the DNA of gothic lemons

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      got the DNA of gothic lolita

  20. my existence is a momentary lapse of reason

  21. the rolling stoner, puffin' on disaster

  22. Info warrior, jack the hacker

  23. yingin' and yangin', noided

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