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  1. This damn tomcat keeps showing up in the house through the doggy door. Like this fucker just walks on in here, into the fuckin house. AND he's been fighting with my cat during the night. Whenever it sees me though it runs straight back out. I have 3 ideas. 1. Set a trap and send that fucker off and away. 2. Rube Goldberg (tie a string to the door connecting the living room to the room with the doggy door. Pull on it) to trap the cat within the house. 3. Shoot it (with a BB gun)
  2. Liar liar, Badlands Spire

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the place where airshot dreams take flight

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      the overwatch equivalent is the new map Rialto.

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Barely Useful Superpowers

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    I can snap with both hands and curl my tongue AND roll my Rs. Apex human.
  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet

    Quickness 3:
  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet

    Quick quick doodles:
  7. Hate it when people don't finish their

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      sandwiches.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    Ability to already know the expiry date of goods without having to check the actual label.
  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet

    Short doodles:
  10. Just wanna show y'all one of the best videos on the internet:

     

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Personally, I never really liked Snorlax. Until now, that is.

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: Entertainment Stuff

    Hopped off the Marvel train (besides the two Guardians of the Galaxy movies) after Avengers 2.
  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TF2 general

    Cause weeb and spy go hand in hand
  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet

    Behold the Swiss Roll Test: What would your reaction be?
  14. Dude either found zombies in there or high-tech alien weaponry.
  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet

    Summer-y river
  16. I got your back, patriot.
  17. Twisted shoulder

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Kind of a lame band name tbh

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      fuckin rip dude i hope your shoulders aren't hypermobile

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I was really hoping it'd be a rhyming status update.

       

      "Twisted Shoulder, 

      thumb stuck in door,

      Now I've got a fever,

      and I don't want more."

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  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Dreams

    Dreamt last night I was just playing some Hightower. Like it was literally just a normal game on Hightower. I was jumping around, playing RPS with the enemy, and then a Scout and enemy Soldier did the do-si-do taunt except it ended with Soldier giving Scout a dip and kissing him and then he was like really embarrassed and rocket jumped away.
  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Valve bought the studio that made Firewatch. Video game???
  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TF2 general

    Got scammed once. Most valueable thing I owned was an Australium Sticky Launcher (still is the most valueable thing I own). Luckily this happened right after Valve instated that 1-week trade restriction thing on unboxes, and luckily I had just unboxed a ton of EoTL crates, and luckily I got like 5 Cold Snap Coats out of them which were worth like 2 Keys each at the time, so I was all set to buy back most of the shit I lost. And then Steam Support gave me all my shit back so good thing I didn't go through on that plan.
  21. Happy Hitlerjuanabine Day

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Also the day that Robert E Lee betrayed the union.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And the day I posted this comment!

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Dreams

    How can you bleed if you're obviously a robot?
  23. It was fuckin boiling here today. Meanwhile, a friend of mine in Illinois said it was below freezing in the middle of the day earlier and snowed last night. Climate is weird.
  24. Oughta've been like me and chose the first string of 4 words that come to your head.
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