TheOnlyGuyEver

Rewind II was some damn good TF2. But the grand finals were an absolute roll. I mean, it was expected, and it had some great moments, but Froyo's current roster is probably the strongest it's ever had. Like seriously, on the last 2 rounds of the last map, Yomps went Rocket Jumper Shotgun, and B4nny went on Medic, and they still wiped Ascent at mid. And then on the round before that B4nny literally distracted Ascent with a taunt so that Yomps could cap last. A lotta people flame B4nny for his ego, but given the fact that Froyotech rolled Se7en 5-0 on both maps in semifinals, and then rolled Ascent 3 maps in a row in grand finals, I think it's pretty warranted.

I read not the walls of text. I only appreciate them.

Vaguely reminds me of the Endless War flashgames. Them's was good shit.

I only play jump maps in listen servers. No ping.

It's automatically uploaded to the Steam leaderboard for the game, no Rodgers here. On a related note, Chrit (former Potatoman world champion) and I have joined forces in the name of friendly competition to discover new glitches and tech for Potatoman. We spent like an hour today figuring out how the cars work.

Just a few days ago (last Sunday) I FINALLY got WORLD RECORD on Potatoman Seeks the Troof. I'd been stuck at 2nd place with a 4:59 for months (WR was 4:56), and decided to take a break for some time. But last week, I CAME BACK, and FINALLY claimed my throne as world record holder. Fuckin 4:53 baby. Deathless run using a new skip I (think I) discovered. I WISH I got that on video, but all the video recording programs caused a shit ton of lag. But man, what a rush. I still remember it so clearly. As soon as I didn't die at the bats on Mountain, I knew it was on for real. Went moving through Pyramid at a fucking breakneck pace, did not choke. The lowest time I could ever see being humanly possible is a 4:49. Because in my WR run I was 1 second late going into City, and I know it's possible to come into City 3 seconds early, as I've done that once (but only once).

Finally! I can put my drawings somewhere again. Last batch of character doodles for now. Look at those tasty reference poses! Ryan (typical surfer bloke, built like an exclamation point) and Pasqual (Italian and Italian restaurant owner). Pasqual is based off the REAL Pasqual, a family friend of our's.

Hey it's me your brother.

I will destroy hippies and mutants.

Do those anime cat girls have two sets of ears?

Yes. That's still all grey shit except with pretty skyboxes to compensate for the fact that it's all fuckin grey.

If there was a game like Dark Souls that didn't look like medieval-victorian grey shitty shit then I'd play it.

TF2 has me spoiled so much. Virtually no non-TF2 FPS games appeal to me these days. Cause they'll never be a game where you can airshot someone twice, taunt, have a nearby enemy player respect your taunt, high five you, and then get pootis-pow'd by a Heavy during the high five.

MOBA in the form of an FPS

The prequels are bad.

I had 2 home phones. Fuckin' big deal I was, better believe it.

The Air Raider weapons will have their day... Someday...

Abraham Lincoln.

Sometimes when I feel bad, I think of all the disappointing people I've met, and think "man, glad I'm not them."

So not only does Elon Musk main Engie in TF2, but the official The Boring Company commercial flamethrower is now on sale for $500 per flamethrower, after being funded via The Boring Company hat sales. Every day is another day that TF2 creeps closer over the border between reality and fiction.