TheOnlyGuyEver

This damn tomcat keeps showing up in the house through the doggy door. Like this fucker just walks on in here, into the fuckin house. AND he's been fighting with my cat during the night. Whenever it sees me though it runs straight back out. I have 3 ideas. 1. Set a trap and send that fucker off and away. 2. Rube Goldberg (tie a string to the door connecting the living room to the room with the doggy door. Pull on it) to trap the cat within the house. 3. Shoot it (with a BB gun)

I can snap with both hands and curl my tongue AND roll my Rs. Apex human.

Quickness 3:

Quick quick doodles:

Ability to already know the expiry date of goods without having to check the actual label.

Short doodles:

Hopped off the Marvel train (besides the two Guardians of the Galaxy movies) after Avengers 2.

Cause weeb and spy go hand in hand

Behold the Swiss Roll Test: What would your reaction be?

Dude either found zombies in there or high-tech alien weaponry.

Summer-y river

I got your back, patriot.

Dreamt last night I was just playing some Hightower. Like it was literally just a normal game on Hightower. I was jumping around, playing RPS with the enemy, and then a Scout and enemy Soldier did the do-si-do taunt except it ended with Soldier giving Scout a dip and kissing him and then he was like really embarrassed and rocket jumped away.

Valve bought the studio that made Firewatch. Video game???

Got scammed once. Most valueable thing I owned was an Australium Sticky Launcher (still is the most valueable thing I own). Luckily this happened right after Valve instated that 1-week trade restriction thing on unboxes, and luckily I had just unboxed a ton of EoTL crates, and luckily I got like 5 Cold Snap Coats out of them which were worth like 2 Keys each at the time, so I was all set to buy back most of the shit I lost. And then Steam Support gave me all my shit back so good thing I didn't go through on that plan.

How can you bleed if you're obviously a robot?

It was fuckin boiling here today. Meanwhile, a friend of mine in Illinois said it was below freezing in the middle of the day earlier and snowed last night. Climate is weird.

Oughta've been like me and chose the first string of 4 words that come to your head.